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Wren lemmy.today Wren@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-11-04
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Eat_Your_Paisley lemmy.world Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-13
#2 · Quote Reply

Have you tried different area codes?

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SomGye sh.itjust.works SomGye@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-25
#3 · Quote Reply

Have you tried different area codes?

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rockSlayer lemmy.blahaj.zone rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-02-24
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Sex is not necessary.

- sincerely, an asexual

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barkingspiders infosec.pub barkingspiders@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-08-09
#5 · Quote Reply

tbf I'm pretty sure you can masturbate, that's just sex with yourself

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TootSweet lemmy.world TootSweet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-04
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It's a scientific fact that everyone who doesn't have sex dies.

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FilthyShrooms lemmy.world FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-17
#7 · Quote Reply

It's a scientific fact that everyone who doesn't have sex dies.

"Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck"

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TheLeadenSea sh.itjust.works TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Work = something you're interested and motivated in, btw, not just whatever job will give you a paycheck

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CubitOom infosec.pub CubitOom@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-06-08
#9 · Quote Reply

I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.

Hell, I've even gotten a hoe from the local library once.

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
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I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store. Hell, I've even gotten a hoe from the local library once.

Very shrewd and conscientious of you to only get local hoes, though.

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
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tbf I'm pretty sure you can masturbate, that's just sex with yourself

I'm pretty sure you can masturbate

But both my arms are broken, step mom!

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Mac mander.xyz Mac@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Sex is not necessary. - sincerely, an asexual

RIP u :(

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kopasz7 sh.itjust.works kopasz7@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-12-12
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"Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck"

Not stopping is the hard part.

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root lemmy.wtf IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2026-03-31
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weekly sex? what?

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sinwell infosec.pub Septimaeus@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-07-09
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weekly sex? what?

And embarrass your ancestors? Daily at least.

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Master sh.itjust.works Master@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Sex is not necessary. - sincerely, an asexual

100% of people who think sex is not necessary die...

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searabbit piefed.social searabbit@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-03-08
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Sex is not necessary. - sincerely, an asexual

And my medication :(

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HasturInYellow lemmy.world HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-06
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Ok but real talk, I do all of that. I don't go out socializing, but I do interact with humans. Still obscenely depressed.

Maybe the world is just bad, guys.

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