How can you hate dinosaurs?!

Sounds like some kind of flower.

That's what a dinosaur would say.

They are the cause of climate change, hello!

Barely, most of the fossil fuels is pre-dinosaur algae and stuff like that

It's actually a kind of book. It lists words with similar meanings.

I thought my car was powered by rad dinosaurs on skateboards. You're telling me it's been sissy flowers and kelp that have been giving out the big vrooms?

One time at an amusement park a gull shat on my french fries. Fuck them dinosaurs.

No, not flowers. They evolved too recently.

Makes sense. They're neither radical nor grody to the max

With 12 petals.

Some plants are just raw books.

It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now

Iirc its from all the plant matter that accumulated in the millions of years before organisms evolved to break it down.

I looked it up, a rhododendron is a genus of woody plants. Link

I'm pretty sure they're an invasive species in the UK so I'd go with dinosaurs!

I thought it was a super octogon with like 12 sides

Too good for some sea mayo on your chips?

It looked more like mustard, actually. Tasted nothing like mustard though, not even amusement park mustard.

I think I might take gull shit to amusement park food - it's a hell of a lot cheaper

As Lewis Black once said (kinda): It has to be a hatred of dinosaurs. It's the only thing that makes this joke work.

Actually they're Dragons!