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๐นEarly to RISA ๐ง
sh.itjust.works
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-25 |
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TheSlad
sh.itjust.works
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-07 |
Mid 30s and still going strong ๐ช i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times. Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not. |
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Angryhumanoid
fedinsfw.app
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-02-21 |
Mid 30s and still going strong ๐ช i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times. Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not.
Nah the green text is just total bullshit. That is not how any of that works, medically speaking. Sure you can create psychological issues, and sperm volume can go down temporarily from extreme, eh, flow, but that's as close to real as the post gets. |
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lauha
lemmy.world
lauha@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
Nah the green text is just total bullshit. That is not how any of that works, medically speaking. Sure you can create psychological issues, and sperm volume can go down temporarily from extreme, eh, flow, but that's as close to real as the post gets.
For real, the post feels like one of those christian anti-porn campaigns. |
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Apytele
sh.itjust.works
Apytele@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-12 |
Yeah pretty much anything can fuck up your body if you do too much of it for too long in the wrong ways. Weed can be behaviorally addictive even though it doesn't cause the same kind of neurochemical dependence. Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason when a bunch of other stimulants that also cause heart problems aren't. Let your kid play the wrong video games and suddenly you have a 10y/o with a gambling addiction. Even running is great cardio but it can literally fuck up your skeleton if you run on the wrong surfaces and wear the wrong kind of footwear. You gotta pay attention to all the shit you're doing pretty much all of the time to catch whatever your 'thing' is gonna be before it damages your body permanently. It's exhausting. That's the main thing rich people have over poor people health wise. They get enough time off from both work and domestic responsibility to watch that kinda stuff and intervene with a different coping strategy when it's getting out of hand. Sure not all of them take advantage of that but that's a personal problem at least they have the time to do it if they want to. Edit: it's wild to think someone thinks something I'm not even gonna bother arguing about is worth that much trouble. |
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Asonyxi
sh.itjust.works
Asonyxi@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-07-29 |
Yeah pretty much anything can fuck up your body if you do too much of it for too long in the wrong ways. Weed can be behaviorally addictive even though it doesn't cause the same kind of neurochemical dependence. Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason when a bunch of other stimulants that also ...
Thank you for this comment, helps put some things in perspective for me. Nice to see some more nuance on the internet too. |
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UltraGiGaGigantic
lemmy.ml
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlJoined: 2024-08-23 |
Read "The Multiorgasmic Man". Edging does not break your dick. |
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snoons
lemmy.ca
snoons@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-16 |
Mid 30s and still going strong ๐ช i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times. Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not.
I hope you used both arms bro. |
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Sibshops
lemmy.myserv.one
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.oneJoined: 2025-06-04 |
POV: |
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abbotsbury
lemmy.world
abbotsbury@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-10 |
Yeah pretty much anything can fuck up your body if you do too much of it for too long in the wrong ways. Weed can be behaviorally addictive even though it doesn't cause the same kind of neurochemical dependence. Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason when a bunch of other stimulants that also ...
Because they're largely harmless. Being a stimulant isn't bad, there's nothing insane about that. |
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Kenny2999
lemmy.world
Kenny2999@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-07 |
For real, the post feels like one of those christian anti-porn campaigns.
A real telltale sign of the far-bible-team is the part where he does everything else except see a doctor. |
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c0wboy dani
lemmy.dbzer0.com
nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-02-17 |
Thank you for this comment, helps put some things in perspective for me. Nice to see some more nuance on the internet too.
holy shit this is the most obvious sockpuppet I've ever seen what the fuck yo?? |
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Supervisor194
lemmy.world
Supervisor194@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-28 |
Read "The Multiorgasmic Man". Edging does not break your dick.
Pardon my ignorance but what the fuck is "edging?" |
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sidebro
lemmy.zip
sidebro@lemmy.zipJoined: 2025-09-17 |
Pardon my ignorance but what the fuck is "edging?"
You keep yourself on the edge,slowing down when you get close etc to prolong the masturbation before orgasm |
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Bixcut
lemmy.world
Bixcut@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-03 |
Pardon my ignorance but what the fuck is "edging?"
Not letting yourself cum while you masturbate. For long times. |
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chicken
lemmy.dbzer0.com
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-30 |
POV: Pseudoscience 4channer tries to make a suprius connection between edging and erectile disfunction.
Nofap propaganda mastermind strikes again |
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snoons
lemmy.ca
snoons@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-16 |
Anon suffers a hormone dysfunction, blames it on masturbation like a good christian boy. |
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PromKingJosh
tarte.nuage-libre.fr
PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr Joined: 2026-02-04 |
Mid 30s and still going strong ๐ช i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times. Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not.
this reads like greentext |
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Jesus_666
lemmy.world
Jesus_666@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-03 |
Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason Because they're largely harmless. Being a stimulant isn't bad, there's nothing insane about that.
Also, caffeine addiction is relatively easy to overcome. Nicotine addiction isn't and tobacco, its main source, contains tons of other crap, which is why governments have been running anti-smoking campaigns for decades but keep their actions against caffeine to "don't give energy drinks to minors" and "please don't sell premixed alcoholic caffeinated beverages". |
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daggermoon
piefed.world
daggermoon@piefed.worldJoined: 2026-03-01 |
Anon suffers a hormone dysfunction, blames it on masturbation like a good christian boy.
Doesn't necessarily mean he's Christian. Some people are legitimately misinformed. There is a lot of myths regarding sex and masturbation that we really don't do much to challenge. |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
You keep yourself on the edge,slowing down when you get close etc to prolong the masturbation before orgasm
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whyNotSquirrel
sh.itjust.works
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-10 |
Okay, I'm asking it, what the fuck is edging? (i don't want to see weidrs results) |
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Noodle07
lemmy.world
Noodle07@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-20 |
I know those posts are stupid and wrong but I can't help and worry about how I lost much of the relief from masturbation over the years. Haven't been with a girl for years and that really worries me |
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Kushan
lemmy.world
Kushan@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
Okay, I'm asking it, what the fuck is edging? (i don't want to see weidrs results)
Keeping yourself on the edge of climax for extended periods of time, to enhance the eventual climax. |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
If you broke it, anon, it was from improper operation; not regular usage. |
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Ibuthyr
feddit.org
Ibuthyr@feddit.org Joined: 2025-07-08 |
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That, and having an intense orgasm. Cumming after an hour of edging makes your dick explode. |
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MrOtingocni
lemmy.world
MrOtingocni@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-06 |
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The very opposite. Fast shot ---- Normal ---- Slow loading, max charge, sniper cannon. |
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Ibuthyr
feddit.org
Ibuthyr@feddit.org Joined: 2025-07-08 |
Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason Because they're largely harmless. Being a stimulant isn't bad, there's nothing insane about that.
While true, the person you replied to isn't completely wrong. When I first got my ADHD medication I had to leave out all stimulants to see how the medication works. I had the most brutal headache and no amount of ibuprofen worked. I had to reduce the caffeine intake gradually to be able to function again. Weed definitely is addictive. I function way better without it, but it's just too good to leave out. |
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PriorityMotif
lemmy.world
PriorityMotif@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-12-10 |
Some religious nutter trying to spread misinformation. |
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Mycatiskai
lemmy.ca
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Was probably just death grip sydroming himself to the point of nothing being a strong enough sensation to feel. If you literally beat your meat with an iron Kung Fu grip then no orifice on another person's body is ever going to be tight enough to give you normal pleasure and you will feel broken and blame the other. Retraining is possible but stop now if you use a strong grip and use softer methods of masturbation. |
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IronBird
lemmy.world
IronBird@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-09-06 |
Was probably just death grip sydroming himself to the point of nothing being a strong enough sensation to feel. If you literally beat your meat with an iron Kung Fu grip then no orifice on another person's body is ever going to be tight enough to give you normal pleasure and you will feel broken and blame the other. Retraining is possible but stop now if you use a strong grip and use softer met...
can confirm, you got to either go cold turkey or switch to |
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rumschlumpel
feddit.org
rumschlumpel@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
holy shit this is the most obvious sockpuppet I've ever seen what the fuck yo??
What makes you think this is a sockpuppet, just the similar usernames? |
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Hildegard (she/her)
lemmy.blahaj.zone
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-12-07 |
I can still get erections despite having T levels that are too low to measure with a normal blood test. Skill issue. |
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fyzzlefry
retrolemmy.com
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comJoined: 2025-03-16 |
What makes you think this is a sockpuppet, just the similar usernames?
Also no one talks like that |
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WanderWisley
lemmy.world
WanderWisley@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Sounds like yโall been cranking dat hog a lil too hard brotha! Give that shit a few days rest. Can I get a hell ya brotha?!? |
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TheSlad
sh.itjust.works
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-07 |
I hope you used both arms bro.
I have a variety of toys and methods to keep it interesting.... |
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Asonyxi
sh.itjust.works
Asonyxi@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-07-29 |
holy shit this is the most obvious sockpuppet I've ever seen what the fuck yo??
well fuck me i guess....im already constantly self conscious about the way i speak, so thanks for making me feel worse when i already read through all my post 50 million fucking times to make sure i dont come across as weird or oddly worded before i comment asshole. I fuckig hate the internet, i should just fucking delete all my accounts at this point. god forbid i try to leave a nice comment without getting dogpiled just for the way i word things... Edit: apparently sockpuppets and bots are different things. Whatever, not gonna accept the premise of assholes who just like to throw accusations around and attack people. |
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FavouriteShapes
sh.itjust.works
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-06-25 |
I want to know EXACTLY how much masturbation makes one's "penis not work" but i suspect it differs from person to person. Perhaps the first monks were people who wanked once and then went "oh no.... Oh no no no" |
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Asonyxi
sh.itjust.works
Asonyxi@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-07-29 |
What makes you think this is a sockpuppet, just the similar usernames?
Wait, what about my username is sockpuppety? I just kinda combined 2 names I use on different accounts into one. |
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rumschlumpel
feddit.org
rumschlumpel@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
Also no one talks like that
Considering ESL and neurodiverse people ... some people absolutely talk like that. |
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rumschlumpel
feddit.org
rumschlumpel@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
Wait, what about my username is sockpuppety? I just kinda combined 2 names I use on different accounts into one.
Same number of letters and both begin with a capital A, and neither of them are words in a language that's common on Lemmy. I think it might just as well be a coincidence, though. Sockpuppets do exist and certain kinds of people love a good witchhunt. |
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Asonyxi
sh.itjust.works
Asonyxi@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-07-29 |
Same number of letters and both begin with a capital A, and neither of them are words in a language that's common on Lemmy. I think it might just as well be a coincidence, though. Sockpuppets do exist and certain kinds of people love a good witchhunt.
Huh...thank you! I call myself Asoran online a lot, and also have accounts where i call myself Nyxian or Nyxi. I just kinda thought they sounded good when i combined them together. Probably crashed out a bit too much to the person accusing me of being a sockpuppet. Im kindaaaa insecure about the way I talk and how I come across so it hit me a bit hard I guess. Shouldn't be so sensitive with random internet people though so thats kinda on me. |
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Pacattack57
lemmy.world
Pacattack57@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-01 |
I want to know EXACTLY how much masturbation makes one's "penis not work" but i suspect it differs from person to person. Perhaps the first monks were people who wanked once and then went "oh no.... Oh no no no"
It doesnโt. Bro has ED and wants to blame it on porn and masterbation. |
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StillAlive
piefed.world
StillAlive@piefed.worldJoined: 2025-11-09 |
How do I achieve this? |
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TootSweet
lemmy.world
TootSweet@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-04 |
Some religious nutter trying to spread misinformation.
For real. Nothing in the real world works like he's portraying it. I could see someone having a dwindling libido for unrelated reasons and confabulating a false narrative like this one to explain it. (Though even if he truly believes what he's saying, it's likely due to exposure to #nofap nuts.) |
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systemglitch
lemmy.world
systemglitch@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-11 |
holy shit this is the most obvious sockpuppet I've ever seen what the fuck yo??
What is a sockpuppet? |
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abbotsbury
lemmy.world
abbotsbury@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-10 |
While true, the person you replied to isn't completely wrong. When I first got my ADHD medication I had to leave out all stimulants to see how the medication works. I had the most brutal headache and no amount of ibuprofen worked. I had to reduce the caffeine intake gradually to be able to function again. Weed definitely is addictive. I function way better without it, but it's just too good to ...
They are completely wrong because they're saying it's insane that caffeine and nicotine are legal, they blew right past the reasonable nuance. |
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spacegoat
lemmy.world
spacegoat@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-28 |
Skill issue |
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Pollo_Jack
lemmy.world
Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
zero libido now. No interest in women or sex. How do I achieve this?
Hormone imbalance |
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pomfegranate
sh.itjust.works
pomfegranate@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-01-07 |
I think that might be a brain tumor or something |
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Asonyxi
sh.itjust.works
Asonyxi@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-07-29 |
What is a sockpuppet?
I think they are pretty much saying im a fake account made by apytele to agree to their post...I created this account days before apytele wrote that comment, so shrugs. Kind of wild the accusations people will throw around with evidence as thin as a thread of silk. |
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