How about bombing schools? Oh no, that's been done hasn't it?

Maybe try again from a different angle? If that doesn't work, maybe a children's hospital?

Have they tried giving Iran $300billion again?

Witness the peak of meritocracy...

Have you tried to turn it off and on again?

Religious targets? You get bonus points if you start a holy war.

Spank them.

Yes, they have repeatedly tried turning the war off and on again.

I suspect the military is looking for something that will distract Trump from launching nukes.

"Creative and Unconventional"
Stop the war, the unnecessary killing of citizens and keeping the fuel prices up.
Stop talking to Netanhayu and helping him out.

Ohhh.. to "punish" Iran..
For what exactly?

Is that relevant to the punishment or is it just arbitrary?

They apparently like war, and that's why they allegedly want a nuclear weapon. So don't engage with them. That will really piss them off.

Economic incentives, the way all modern wars should be fought

Start offering them US health insurance?

punish iran for what? existing when the us attacked them and started a war?

I wish the troops would concentrate more on disobeying unlawful orders.

Why don't you remind them if I can't have 14 year old Iranian girls in the super adventure club then noone can and bomb another girl only school?

Punish them for not losing

When management has to ask employees for ideas on what to do, it shows how much shit they have on the table

Make Iran be led by Pete !

Incorporate “Four Seasons, Persia”

Force Trump as their president.

He would be in charge for as long as it takes for the first person to get in arms or bullet length of him. A light punishment with huge upside for both parties.

They say that a good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. I feel like this is one of those "exception to the rule" situations.

Leave Iran alone, and don't talk to them.

That'll show 'em!

Search & Destroy : Sweep & Clear
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Creative & Unconventional : Cruel & Unusual

They are already doing better than that by bombing them.

Haha like what if we all sucked each other's dicks like as a joke and sent it to the Islamic Republic, I mean obviously jk but like wouldn't that be hella funny? They would be so mad

Literally would end the war. US military plane lands in Tehran to drop off the (ex)POTUS as an apology.

"Our pseudo-democratic system gave us this shitstain for a leader. We're sorry. Here he is, do with him as you please."

Though at that point I suspect the US Military will be in the white house and I don't see that as any better.

I highly recommend you leave them alone you ignorant fools.

That's because a good deal is when both parties are happy. I don't see compromise

Change the password to 0000 0001

How bout honoring their oath to the constitution and overthrowing these pedophiles and traitor politicians

="We lost the war"

There is no "giving".
It's their money which the US nazi thugs stole.

That goes for the rest of the world too.
Stop meddling everywhere

Paint the aircraft carriers as giant LBGTQ flags ?

Use Drones to drop pro LBQT flyers into Iran ?

Paint the Charle Hebdo cartoon on the Carrier landing decks ?

Have the landing deck full of sailors and then bend over and moon Iran with everyone having a Charlie Hebdo tattoo on their ass as they sail the SoH?

For putting themselves in the path of the falling bombs, obviously.

Just fly over and shove him out with a parachute, wrapped up in a comical amount of rope.

Deport all the tough-talking MAGAts and white supremacists there.

Not doing what Trump wanted ... whatever the hell that was.

Hey, I have that combination on my luggage!