Pretty girls: mud wrestle

You: talk about roundworm eggs

Do you see the issue!?

That’s what I mean. Wrestling seems to be the -yawn- cheap option.

The parasites eggs and larvae in dirt and mud are really the issue.

Comparing lesbian mud wrestling to a sickly squirrel is a bit rude, even in the context of “what might best grab headlines”. I know it was a joke, but still…

Equating people with animals, even indirectly, isn’t nice. It sets the precedent that there is a context where that’s acceptable, when that’s not acceptable in any context.

That video was posted 14 years ago, though 😅

This is the Insta reel (I don't think it's necessary to read the article, and that site is full of trackers - yes, more than Instagram).

Then you better stay at home and never go outside for the rest of your life if the outside world is too scary for you. Ever heard of viruses?

The rest of us will enjoy some scantily clad ladies fake-fighting in a mud pit.

As long as they aren't wearing many clothes, they can go full Mortal Kombat for all I care.

Whereas some were trying to turn this into a more cultured event, others revert to sexism. Bah.

No, I was simply stating that as fluff pieces go, it's a good one. Fluff pieces can be about many topics, the relative value of the individual subjects is irrelevant.

And the guys watching suddenly find themselves with a place to rest their cameras.

The audience really do feel like they're performing to camera rather than genuinely having fun 😥

Yes. 🙃

Oof. That's one way to look at it.

How about this, if I'm ever in a situation where I must wrestle anyone, I'll insist we do so in a plastic pool filled with KY Jelly rather than mud.

Why aren’t men ever mud wrestling?

Then: This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. Kinda boring.

Now: I'm glad they're having enjoying themselves, and I'm glad I'm not there.

I don't want to get dirty.

Sounds like we need more lesbian mud wrestling... Done annually

Wait are you saying lesbians as a whole will just see a pile of mud and have a intrinsic urge to wrassle?

The spirit of mud wrestling?

They might be thinking more Society of Creative Anachronism [SCA], don't know what those guys are up to these days though.

Well it was bound to break out somewhere.

nobody cares if men do it.

man fixes his own car... nobody cares.

woman fixes her own car... articles are written about it.

it's not about nice. it's about what gets the most clicks and brings in the most ad revenue.

the context is 'story that makes us the most money gets run'

you'd be more shocked at the ticket prices.

$400 retail, $800 on the resale market.

VIP is about 2 grand, higher on resale.

Cheers,

I prefer being beaten with a stick by a beautiful girl, personally, but yes, many lesbian flirtation displays involve relatively stupid relatively low stakes violence.

Just like many straight courtship displays.

How do we know they're specifically lesbians?

Such a shame it had to be there and not here… I could've had a particularly fun workout today

I mean kinda yeah at least enough of us do

Time to dust off this classic:

This thead is useless without pics.

Yeah the stupid, silly, and more adventurous flirtation is usually in certain types of space, but when I see it happening I feel so at home. Two girls making eyes at each other over a stupid feat of strength or toughness or whatever else gets me to let my guard down

They were all wearing Birkenstocks.

kittygram

TIL 👍

FWIW, I always use yt-dlp/mpv for video links, don't even go to the website.

Parsley sage rosemary and thyme.

They all own Subaru Forresters

This is super useful, definitely using this for all insta links in the future

You mean Crocs.

It's like beavers when they hear running water and start collecting wood for a dam.

there was no mud wrestling at the original lollapalooza.

We prefer to shit in mosh pits.

The most correct comment I have ever read. XD

Ahh. Well. That explains things.