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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
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ToiletFlushShowerScream
piefed.world
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world Joined: 2025-07-10 |
I like this persona style |
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Warl0k3
lemmy.world
Warl0k3@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-11 |
What must the twisted minds be like of those who don't work in perspective with ortho faces... |
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ThePantser
sh.itjust.works
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-02-19 |
Gotta teach em to scratch and peck the lens. Or somehow teach them to shit on the lens and chew the solar panel wire. |
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ChicoSuave
lemmy.world
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-12 |
This is a very cool idea but given the apathy of Flock and their supporters, I worry for the health of the birds. |
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Kairos
lemmy.today
LodeMike@lemmy.today Joined: 2023-12-26 |
Gotta teach em to scratch and peck the lens. Or somehow teach them to shit on the lens and chew the solar panel wire.
Put a button where the lenses are that dispenses a food pellet or something. |
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chaogomu
lemmy.world
chaogomu@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-04 |
Put a button where the lenses are that dispenses a food pellet or something.
A small glass lens on a pivot that opens up to have food on the inside. |
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P00ptart
lemmy.world
P00ptart@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-26 |
They don't need the visual camera to spy on you tho, they would still know where you are. |
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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
They don't need the visual camera to spy on you tho, they would still know where you are.
Yup. Even if you're "digitally naked" Wifi can be used as radar to detect people in real time. Digital privacy has been a constant game of whack-a-mole for going on 50 years now with no end in sight. |
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ArmchairAce1944
lemmy.ca
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-10-16 |
Gotta teach em to scratch and peck the lens. Or somehow teach them to shit on the lens and chew the solar panel wire.
Exactly what in was thinking. Crows and ravens are super smart. |
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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
This is a very cool idea but given the apathy of Flock and their supporters, I worry for the health of the birds.
24v 1.5a won't hurt them and if it did crows would probably catch on pretty quick. Like I 100% would not put it past them to figure out which ones are feeders and only go for those. |
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Zwiebel
feddit.org
Zwiebel@feddit.org Joined: 2024-06-23 |
Gotta teach em to scratch and peck the lens. Or somehow teach them to shit on the lens and chew the solar panel wire.
Can their beak actually damage the lens tho |
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scrion
lemmy.world
scrion@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-07 |
24v 1.5a won't hurt them and if it did crows would probably catch on pretty quick. Like I 100% would not put it past them to figure out which ones are feeders and only go for those.
Hm, 50 amps. Spicy. |
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4am
lemmy.zip
4am@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-23 |
Can their beak actually damage the lens tho
Doesn’t really matter if they spend all their time on it |
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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
Hm, 50 amps. Spicy.
Ya it's actually 1.5a I accidently quoted the watts not the amps. but even then i should have wrote 30 |
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altphoto
lemmy.today
altphoto@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-04-14 |
What a great accidentally created idea! I would put peanutbutter on the lens and French fries for the wires. |
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altphoto
lemmy.today
altphoto@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-04-14 |
Can their beak actually damage the lens tho
If you teach them to use a rock... |
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Ann Archy
lemmy.world
anarchy79@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-17 |
What a great accidentally created idea! I would put peanutbutter on the lens and French fries for the wires.
Spraycan, done. |
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Itdidnttrickledown
lemmy.world
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-24 |
Can their beak actually damage the lens tho
If you convince a crow there is a once in a hundred payoff inside you bet they can. |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Yup. Even if you're "digitally naked" Wifi can be used as radar to detect people in real time. Digital privacy has been a constant game of whack-a-mole for going on 50 years now with no end in sight.
Nothing a snazzy pair of faraday parachute pants can't solve! |
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ScoffingLizard
lemmy.dbzer0.com
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-05-04 |
Gotta teach em to scratch and peck the lens. Or somehow teach them to shit on the lens and chew the solar panel wire.
Can we teach them.to peck and scratch people who install them? |
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Duamerthrax
lemmy.world
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-27 |
A small glass lens on a pivot that opens up to have food on the inside.
Drops food one the ground when the lens it hit hard enough. When they break real ones, throw some food on the ground so they don't stop. |
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chaogomu
lemmy.world
chaogomu@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-04 |
Drops food one the ground when the lens it hit hard enough. When they break real ones, throw some food on the ground so they don't stop.
Or, get your neighbors to also put out the flock replica bird feeders. If you can get enough of them out there, then the birds will think every camera is a bird feeder. Even the ones you don't know about. |
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Seasm0ke
lemmy.world
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-24 |
I would start with placing the reward in the hole with no lens. Then move to sugar glaas, then glass of varying thickness with the treat behind and they'll get it |
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InFerNo
lemmy.ml
InFerNo@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-07 |
Nothing a snazzy pair of faraday parachute pants can't solve!
"I wonder what this pants shaped void on the radar is" |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
"I wonder what this pants shaped void on the radar is"
If they're baggy enough they might be indistinguishable from a dress, then just wear a faraday cloak over it and you have yourself an amorphous void! |
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Liz
midwest.social
Liz@midwest.socialJoined: 2023-06-05 |
Doesn’t really matter if they spend all their time on it
They won't, they're not that dumb. |
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boonhet
sopuli.xyz
boonhet@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2025-06-16 |
They won't, they're not that dumb.
In fact, they're pretty damn smart for a bird. |
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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
I would start with placing the reward in the hole with no lens. Then move to sugar glaas, then glass of varying thickness with the treat behind and they'll get it
This guy murders |
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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
What a great accidentally created idea! I would put peanutbutter on the lens and French fries for the wires.
I feel like even just spraying animal-grease on it would attract enough wildlife that even if they didn't disable it they'd obstruct the view |
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ChicoSuave
lemmy.world
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-12 |
24v 1.5a won't hurt them and if it did crows would probably catch on pretty quick. Like I 100% would not put it past them to figure out which ones are feeders and only go for those.
I'm worried Flock would take draconian steps and add spikes or poison to deter the birds. |
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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
Can we teach them.to peck and scratch people who install them?
Yes & no. I'm assuming you bring this up because you're aware of the experiments that proved crows can recognized faces and socially hold grudges for multiple generations. In order to train them we'd have to give them something recognizable like a face, or a specific uniform, or maybe a red 4 lettered hat, or swat/police uniforms The challenging part is antagonizing crows geolocal to your target in a way that your target doesn't become aware of and adapt to. As we've determined crows are easily fooled by disguises. I like the guy who blew a whistle and fed the pidgeons on the football field for an entire offseason. Genius. |
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