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GOP votes diddling your kids is A-OK!
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Dispassionate quokk.au Dispassionate@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-27
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toomanypancakes crazypeople.online toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
Joined: 2026-05-14
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This will have to be re-written as a serious news article within a month I'm betting.

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PointlessLifePersonified slrpnk.net PointlessLifePersonified@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-07-11
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This will have to be re-written as a serious news article within a month I'm betting.

No, they won't tip their hand until after the November election. By the time they can be voted out again over it, they'll have distracted their constituents with so much other bullshit that it'll have been fully blown off with worse "justifications" again.

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Dispassionate quokk.au Dispassionate@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-27
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This will have to be re-written as a serious news article within a month I'm betting.

All signs point to yes

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eatCasserole lemmy.world eatCasserole@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-15
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No no no, you misunderstand. It's not about diddling, it's about Parents Rights!

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kibblebits quokk.au kibblebits@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-19
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No no no, you misunderstand. It's not about diddling, it's about Parents Rights!

Think of the children! Their first sexual encounter should obviously be with a parent.

(This is a sarcastic comment)

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Assassassin lemmy.dbzer0.com Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-09-26
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Oh wow, this one is actually satire

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