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What's the reward fir finding Mitch McConnel?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 slrpnk.net Nemo@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-01
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The same as for finding Waldo.

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
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He'll show up any minute now.

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PointlessLifePersonified slrpnk.net PointlessLifePersonified@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-07-11
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Your death. Guarantee you they've got him frozen in some forgotten morgue, surrounded by thugs with standing orders to shoot on sight.

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MachineFab812 discuss.tchncs.de MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-22
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Alive? Nothing. I am not contributing to that GoFundMe...

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Krono lemmy.today Krono@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-08-01
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Finding the corporal husk of Lich McConnel is meaningless.

To end his unliving existence, you must find and destroy his phylactery.

Legend says it is stored in the deepest catacombs of the US Senate, protected by a magic barrier of a million eternally wailing working class souls.

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The Velour Fog lemmy.world Blackfeathr@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Turtle soup

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davel lemmy.ml davel@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-08
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.

You do not want Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.

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Trigger2_2000 sh.itjust.works Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-04
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Eternal damnation.

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