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heliotrope
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MrEff
lemmy.world
MrEff@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-24 |
God forbid someone has a hobby.... |
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Lost_My_Mind
lemmy.world
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-07 |
Oh! Whew! I was worried for a moment! Thishappened in the UK. Perfectly fine to do this here in America. Actually most hospital rooms are empty. Ain't nobody got money to pay for our broken healthcare system! |
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devfuuu
lemmy.world
devfuuu@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-17 |
God forbid someone has a hobby....
Harvesting souls with ma homies. |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
^HOW^ ^UNPROFESSIONAL.^ |
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phoenixarise
lemmy.world
phoenixarise@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-09 |
Hahaha what? If I were a patient, I’d be cracking up 😂 |
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bbbbbbbbbbb
lemmy.world
Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
Am I stroking out or is that just how the English do things? |
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fork
feddit.online
fork@feddit.online Joined: 2026-03-12 |
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RobotToaster
mander.xyz
RobotToaster@mander.xyzJoined: 2023-09-13 |
He dressed up in a ‘Grim Reaper’-style outfit at Ysbyty Glan Clwyd hospital in St Asaph, Denbighshire, and climbed onto the roof where he stared at staff and visitors. Am I stroking out or is that just how the English do things?
If you mean the name, that's just how the Welsh do things. |
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Warl0k3
lemmy.world
Warl0k3@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-11 |
Oh! Whew! I was worried for a moment! Thishappened in the UK. Perfectly fine to do this here in America. Actually most hospital rooms are empty. Ain't nobody got money to pay for our broken healthcare system!
While your sentiment is for sure in the right place, the inverse is the case right now; I don't know of a region that isn't floating at crisis levels for bed avaliablity (right now US hospitals are roughly 89% full, well over the predicted threshold for "shit starts collapsing" at 85%). It's really, really bad out there. |
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GMac
feddit.org
GMac@feddit.org Joined: 2026-01-09 |
"...pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse" thats a crime? hey, can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk? |
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lIlIlIlIlIlIl
lemmy.world
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-31 |
^HOW^ ^UNPROFESSIONAL.^
Please tell me this is a pTerry reference?
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Nurse_Robot
lemmy.world
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-12 |
While your sentiment is for sure in the right place, the inverse is the case right now; I don't know of a region that isn't floating at crisis levels for bed avaliablity (right now US hospitals are roughly 89% full, well over the predicted threshold for "shit starts collapsing" at 85%). It's really, really bad out there.
My hospital hovers around 100% year round. We were at 130% recently, that was bad. Very bad. |
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ThePyroPython
lemmy.world
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
"...pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse" thats a crime? And what would constitute a reasonable excuse? hey, can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk?
Mate, he didn't have his nuisance license. As punishment he will now be forced to observe the 3pm tea alarm with a glass of luke warm water. |
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ThePyroPython
lemmy.world
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
He dressed up in a ‘Grim Reaper’-style outfit at Ysbyty Glan Clwyd hospital in St Asaph, Denbighshire, and climbed onto the roof where he stared at staff and visitors. Am I stroking out or is that just how the English do things?
St. Asaph is a place in North Wales, a nice place to visit. |
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DrakeAlbrecht
lemmy.world
DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-26 |
^HOW^ ^UNPROFESSIONAL.^
^SQUEAK.^ |
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Waterpumpee
lemmus.org
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-06-05 |
Harvesting souls with ma homies.
Cracking open a few cold ones on the hospital roof |
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Waterpumpee
lemmus.org
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-06-05 |
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what happened to this guy? |
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prole
lemmy.blahaj.zone
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-11 |
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You mean the dude who stole his bits from Dom Jolly (Trigger Happy TV)? |
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Cricket [he/him]
lemmy.zip
Cricket@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
My hospital hovers around 100% year round. We were at 130% recently, that was bad. Very bad.
130%??? Are we talking like the stereotypical image of a collapsing country with patients laying in gurneys in the hallway? |
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Warl0k3
lemmy.world
Warl0k3@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-11 |
My hospital hovers around 100% year round. We were at 130% recently, that was bad. Very bad.
Hey it could be worse, you could be at one of the psych hospitals! Poor fuckers are running at 400%+ capacity on a good day. They're so overtaxed they're turfing people from forensic beds, and anyone that isnt a critical emergent case is never getting admitted. It's so much fun! |
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tal
lemmy.today
tal@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-10-04 |
"...pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse" thats a crime? And what would constitute a reasonable excuse? hey, can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_nuisance
I'm pretty sure that national leaders don't normally visit countries unless they are extended diplomatic immunity, so probably not. EDIT: Hmm. Though...this says that it was abolished as a crime in England and Wales four years ago. There's still the tort, but the way The Mirror described it, he was "fined", and I think that you only get fined in criminal law, not civil law (in civil law, the analog would be called paying punitive damages, at least here in the US). |
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Nurse_Robot
lemmy.world
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-12 |
130%??? Are we talking like the stereotypical image of a collapsing country with patients laying in gurneys in the hallway?
Yes. This is in a major city in Colorado, we're not a small hospital nor are we in a rural place. There's no excuse |
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AdolfSchmitler
lemmy.world
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
"...pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse" thats a crime? And what would constitute a reasonable excuse? hey, can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk?
A SUCCULENT GRIM REAPER COSTUME?!! |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
"...pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse" thats a crime? And what would constitute a reasonable excuse? hey, can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk?
How is "because it was funny" not a reasonable excuse in this one instance? |
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charade_you_are
sh.itjust.works
charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-07-07 |
if I was coherent and the lights weren't off, I think would have laughed pretty hard |
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TheLegendaryAssholeOfJushinLiger
sh.itjust.works
TheLegendaryAssholeOfJushinLiger@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-08-02 |
I'm very tall and one time I was in my 97 year old grandmother's room because I'd had to use her bathroom and she was half awake and said, "No! Go away!" and I was like, damn, ok. But I think she thought I was Death! :/ She was the best. So close to MLK during the Dream speech that she sat on the steps and couldn't see him. Black Panthers would salute her white self. The best. I asked her what the most impactful technology she'd seen in her lifetime was and she said, "the next one." So cool. There's a picture of her and her crew with Jimmy Carter and she's standing in front of him. What a badass. |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Someone has to do this around the US capitol buildings. |
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NatakuNox
lemmy.world
NatakuNox@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-07 |
Hey no spawn camping |
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finallymadeanaccount
lemmy.world
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Someone has to do this around the US capitol buildings.
Someone needs to dress as the grim reaper and rock up to whatever hospital Mitch McConnell is staying at. When security tries to turn him away, he can simply say, "I'm here to collect Mitch McConnell". |
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bbbbbbbbbbb
lemmy.world
Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
St. Asaph is a place in North Wales, a nice place to visit.
I would hope a place named by smashing face to keyboard would be a nice place to visit |
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explodicle
sh.itjust.works
explodicle@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-04-11 |
Someone needs to dress as the grim reaper and rock up to whatever hospital Mitch McConnell is staying at. When security tries to turn him away, he can simply say, "I'm here to collect Mitch McConnell".
"Yeah right, you said that a week ago." |
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KeithD
lemmy.nz
KeithD@lemmy.nz Joined: 2026-01-31 |
Yes. This is in a major city in Colorado, we're not a small hospital nor are we in a rural place. There's no excuse
Aren't the rural hospitals all heading towards closure due to changes in medicare/medicaid funding? I'm pretty sure you're just in the new normal. |
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Cricket [he/him]
lemmy.zip
Cricket@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Yes. This is in a major city in Colorado, we're not a small hospital nor are we in a rural place. There's no excuse
That's wild! I'm sorry that you have to deal with that. |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
God forbid someone has a hobby....
Wait, if Ole Grim is being detained, then who is going to harvest the souls of dying mortals? Does this mean we won't be able to die, or that our souls will simply be trapped somewhere between the realms of the living and the dead? Hmm... |
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Lost_My_Mind
lemmy.world
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-07 |
While your sentiment is for sure in the right place, the inverse is the case right now; I don't know of a region that isn't floating at crisis levels for bed avaliablity (right now US hospitals are roughly 89% full, well over the predicted threshold for "shit starts collapsing" at 85%). It's really, really bad out there.
touches your nose BOOP! |
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Warl0k3
lemmy.world
Warl0k3@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-11 |
touches your nose BOOP!
... can't touch this. |
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papalonian
lemmy.world
papalonian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-29 |
Someone needs to dress as the grim reaper and rock up to whatever hospital Mitch McConnell is staying at. When security tries to turn him away, he can simply say, "I'm here to collect Mitch McConnell".
"I am here for one. I can take many." |
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fyzzlefry
retrolemmy.com
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comJoined: 2025-03-16 |
How is "because it was funny" not a reasonable excuse in this one instance?
People can't agree on what funny is. |
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Blackmist
feddit.uk
Blackmist@feddit.ukJoined: 2023-07-04 |
Wait, if Ole Grim is being detained, then who is going to harvest the souls of dying mortals? Does this mean we won't be able to die, or that our souls will simply be trapped somewhere between the realms of the living and the dead? Hmm...
If Terry Pratchett is to be believed, then it's zombies and ghosts. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
hospitals is where death hangs out, as non-coporeal entity. |
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cynar
lemmy.world
cynar@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
"...pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse" thats a crime? And what would constitute a reasonable excuse? hey, can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk?
Likely if he had done it to people he knew, and by extension that this particular prank wouldn't excessively affect them negatively. Pranking your friends in public, poor taste, but possibly acceptable. Pranking random members of the public, at what could be the worst time of their life... |
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Tetragrade
leminal.space
Tetragrade@leminal.spaceJoined: 2025-01-04 |
"...pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse" thats a crime? And what would constitute a reasonable excuse? hey, can we arrest trump for that if he comes back to the uk?
I expect it would be for things like mental health, cultural / religious, or practical reasons i.e. shouting really loud can land you an ASBO if you do it for no reason, but not if it's part of psychotic episode, call to prayer, or an attempt to alert people to danger. |
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mobyduck648
lemmy.world
mobyduck648@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-05 |
Likely if he had done it to people he knew, and by extension that this particular prank wouldn't excessively affect them negatively. Pranking your friends in public, poor taste, but possibly acceptable. Pranking random members of the public, at what could be the worst time of their life...
I don’t necessarily condone what he did, but to be fair if I was in hospital with some deadly disease I’d find someone going about dressed as the Grim Reaper hilarious. I once found a lot of amusement when I was in A&E with an allergic reaction to a horsefly bite, there was a funeral directors on the ad carousel in the waiting room. Talk about targeted advertising! |
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mobyduck648
lemmy.world
mobyduck648@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-05 |
"...pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse" thats a crime? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_nuisance The nuisance action began in twelfth century England as a criminal writ, belonging only to the Crown. It was used in cases that involved encroachments upon the King's land or the blocking of public roads or waterways. The King sought to punish these criminal infringem...
Definitely not illegal any more given the number of downright exploitive HMOs in British cities! |
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mobyduck648
lemmy.world
mobyduck648@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-05 |
I would hope a place named by smashing face to keyboard would be a nice place to visit
Welsh has its own alphabet that’s different from the English one, the spelling is actually a bit more sane than English. English would sound bloody ridiculous too if you used the Welsh alphabet to speak it as well. |
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WIZARD POPE💫
lemmy.world
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-12-08 |
Wait, if Ole Grim is being detained, then who is going to harvest the souls of dying mortals? Does this mean we won't be able to die, or that our souls will simply be trapped somewhere between the realms of the living and the dead? Hmm...
Is that why McConnel has not been declared dead yet??? |
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cynar
lemmy.world
cynar@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
I don’t necessarily condone what he did, but to be fair if I was in hospital with some deadly disease I’d find someone going about dressed as the Grim Reaper hilarious. I once found a lot of amusement when I was in A&E with an allergic reaction to a horsefly bite, there was a funeral directors on the ad carousel in the waiting room. Talk about targeted advertising!
90% of people would be fine with it too, maybe more. Unfortunately, it would be VERY easy to catch someone in a very bad state, and make it even worse. Without the context of what sort of person they are, and what they are currently in for, it's FAR more likely to run into someone who wouldn't see the funny side. Don't get me wrong, it could be hilarious. E.g. the guy who did the same at a nursing home, where he also lived. The heart attack induced was just an unfortunate outcome that put it in the news. |
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joe
lemmy.world
joe@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-12 |
If Terry Pratchett is to be believed, then it's zombies and ghosts.
If Piers Anthony is to be believed, this will only affect people with balanced souls, but everyone else should be fine. (Well, dead) |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’, Well you’re dead now, so shut up.
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captainlezbian
lemmy.world
captainlezbian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
If you mean the name, that's just how the Welsh do things.
English isn't meant for the roman alphabet, but Welsh is even worse for it. Honestly a lot of languages needed a Sequoyah rather than just borrowing an alphabet from whomever conquered them |
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