Link: https://theonion.com/trump-baselessly-claims-he-is-viral-40-pound-tabby-cat-named-daddy-cinnamon/

WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound tabby cat named “Daddy Cinnamon.” “Yes, that’s right, folks—I’m the adorable, adorable fluffy furball who has been crawling all over your social media feeds,” the commander-in-chief said before licking the back of his hand and letting out a playful mew. “I’m a big, big cat, and I need a tasty treat. Daddy Cinnamon wants all the kibble. The Democrats don’t want you to see me play with a feather, but I have millions of Instagram followers who do. If you want to purchase a mesh tank top with my face on it, you can visit my official merch store at daddycinnamon.biz.” According to reports, the president’s remarks ended abruptly when he began chasing a laser pointer around the press briefing room.

Almost bit the onion on this one

I think the word "baselessly" gave it away. If this were a real article, they'd use the standard he-said-they-said format, not taking a position on whether he's actually a fluffy cat, but letting the reader decide.

Another TDS article!! Nobody seemed to be bothered when Biden claimed to be the Skibidi Toilet of Delaware!

It's telling how far The Onion needs to go with satire for it not to be mistaken for reality.