Please?

Yes 😍😍

Canada is invading? That would be awesome. I never thought I would say this, I'm getting out the PIG!

Canadian geese commiting war crimes again?

With google earth's ai you can fake battle damage right?

Just need a Sharpie, though.

(Plus, his tiny pedo hands don't do computer too goodly.)

They are the war crimes.

Chimo! We'll make Portland a sanctuary city, eh? Bring the mounties by for a double-homo-double-brown.

(maaan, Canadian slang is great!)

Seattle is a mess and Spokane is worse.

Why would we want an inferior copy of Vancouver and of Kelowna?

The Geneva Conventions were specifically created because of the Cobra Chickens. (Canadian Gees)

I know what that order means, but it still sounds like a porn category.

Seattle's grit can actually be pretty charming, IMO.

I tried posting this here, oh well

Ah yes the American Canadian war

Why was this war necessary? People should know when they're conquered.

I think this is blaming Canada for wildfires.

Because the Americans started it first by attempting to invade Canada. They thought their special military make America great operation was going to be a success. Now the Canadians are launching a counter attack. The us military is running low on ammunition and munitions and supplies now

HAHAHAHA!! Canada doesn't even have an army. And what they do have is so controlled by the Pentagon they can't cross the street without permission from the chicken.

That's why they're assholes?

Honestly I like both cities, I’m familiar with both