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When the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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TribblesBestFriend startrek.website TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
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Poutine

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EntheoNaut lemmy.ml EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-10-22
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Brass stuffed w lead & gunpowder

Exiting hot iron

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DudleyMason lemmy.ml DudleyMason@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-03-19
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A big ol bag of dicks.

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Kraut

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swab148 lemmy.dbzer0.com swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Brass knuckle sandwiches

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Nonconfrontational lemmy.ml Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-04
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The fascists will not be able to resist a juicy burger, as we all know where they will be from. Poison that burger.

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Nonconfrontational lemmy.ml Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-04
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Poutine

Fascists don't deserve poutine.

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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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Werther's Unoriginal

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TraipsersWill lemmy.world TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-14
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Fascists don't deserve poutine.

Vladimir Poutine: Dried potatoes in vodka sauce.

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Nonconfrontational lemmy.ml Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
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Vladimir Poutine: Dried potatoes in vodka sauce.

I'd try it, tbh.

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tgc2darkness lemmy.ml tgc2darkness@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-04-14
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly.... Hopefully they are allergic.

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n7gifmdn lemmy.ca n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2022-12-10
#13 · Quote Reply

Nothing kosher

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GalacticGrapefruit lemmy.world GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-30
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Brass knuckle sandwiches

Best answer.

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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
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Bleach

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IndieGamer4449 lemmy.blahaj.zone IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-08-04
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Some of your mother's lemon pound cake, heard it can really distract them from a raid

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TBi lemmy.world TBi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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Sugar coated bullets. Melt in your brain, not in your hand…

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