Finally something to cancel out the SIN button

That's the Save button.

"Hold on, I gotta QuickJesus just in case."

DAMNATION! NO DONATION, NO SALVATION!

OK, now that’s funny. I added your joke to the article, and a little credit at the bottom.

What happens if you use both in an equation?

Shared with my godfather, a mathematician at a Catholic university with a calculator collecting hobby. The only way this could be any more up his alley is if there was a Star Trek joke in there somewhere. XD

You get a nice TAN

so, google's "i'm feeling lucky" but wired into an ai.

ICE agents immediately subdued and shot the calculator.

@Widdershins@lemmy.world @Dispassionate@quokk.au

Legends, the both of ya

There was a time when this would have been obvious satire, but these days you just don't know.

If 8 people, standing in an octagon, press those buttons at the same time, at midnight, the rapture activates.

That's mixing god and science together which would be an an abomination to most christians. Or if you are dan brown it's just normal bookstory

My breath has been smelling like onion way too much lately

Is that the Muslim one?

Oh, I thought it was a memory function cuz Jesus saves.

Look at what the button on the bottom right says.

Do they have to be Christians? Because if not, I can round up seven more people real quick and finally be left behind in peace.

It's a Voltron of irrelevancy. Two things that have been rendered completely useless in a modern world, mushed together.

Hey, buttons aren’t useless. You watch your mouth!!

As a lover of 70s/80s sci-fi, I agree. But how many of us still carry calculators around?

You’d carry it if it had a solid gold Jesus button. But no, it’s not gold. It’s the same paint they use on Trump’s toilets.

Any human will do as long as they can push a button.

I keep a Casio scientific calculator in my work bag. Because sometimes I have oily hands and need to do algebra.

It subtracts the tip from your restaurant bill.