Mitch McConnell’s welcome home party?

How is he walking if he's dead

I agreed not to set this as my alarm ringtone because I’m a snoozer and don’t want to psychologically torture my husband too much, but it works.

I just wish there was a much longer version

That's the plot of Weekend at Bernie's 2. His corpse gets put under a voodoo spell to do a sort of shuffling dance whenever music plays nearby.

Ah thanks ok i thought his friends had to hold him up

That's the first one. The sequel goes wildly off the rails, as was the style at the time.

Replace dance with metal...

I completely get it, but also keep in mind that tinnitus sucks.

I am copying your homework, I will try this.

Surely this will fix me. ☝️

Sometimes that too. I went through a period a few months ago where it was just Brothers of Metal's "Prophecy of Ragnarok" and "Emblas Saga" albums on repeat.

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