amazing

"a terrible plan is better than no plan at all" or something. Anon learned that wisdom the hard way, and thus became an incel probably

Who said romance was dead?

If he drew it on her hand, that would be even better

Talk to women-> inceldom

Don’t talk to women-> inceldom

The game was rigged from the beginning, boys

If anon were smooth, he would've asked for her phone number after getting the pen and then written it on his wrist. But then he would not be anon.

The only winning move is not to play.

He should have asked her number and written it on his penis before walking away.

-> mgtowdom -> inceldom

Back in my day, we called awkward actions around people we were attracted to "learning experiences" and just tried to do better next time. In retrospect, should've just given up and dwelled in shame and hatred the rest of my life

The only winning move was to be gay

> draws a penis on his palm

> hits her table with that hand

> wanna know what's there, bae?

An ordinary day on 4chan

...and then a wah-wah guitar started playing....and the hot girl said:

"That's a really nice penis you drew there."

Um, I think maybe I need to watch better movies.

Believe it or not, inceldom

Should have offered a handshake.

If the world's only gonna see a fox as shifty and untrustworthy, there's no point in trying to be anything else.

- Nick, Zootopia.

You. Principal's office. Now.

Baller move. Anon should have just owned it.

True asshole