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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/MasquedCurio on 2026-08-09 06:42:38+00:00.

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Disclaimer: may contain Jujutsu Kaisen spoilers

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Earlier this year, I got my mom into JJK in honor of season three coming out. Like most viewers, she ended up really liking Gojo. Perhaps a bit too much. It got to the point i started sending her every. single. fanart of gojo i saw online because she loves him so much. (my algorithm is destroyed)

Now, this doesn’t sound too bad.

Except, like many anime-only JJK fans, she got horrifically spoiled courtesy of my bf having us all gather round to watch the iconic “judas” fan animation of gojo vs sukuna.

I fear following the spoiler of The Honored One’s inevitable demise she lost one of very few streams of dopamine in her life (we’ve been having a tough time in the family for a solid year honestly)

In my eternal genius (read: idiocy), i attempted to reassure my mother that gojo is still here for her. Alas, simple reassurance was not enough to bring back the gojo dopamine train.

Here is where I truly fucked up.

I enjoy reading and writing fanfic. Anyone familiar with fanfic knows of AO3, and the great thing about AO3 is their tagging system (shoutout ao3, best filtering/tagging system on the internet, keep up the good work)

If I had been smarter or more patient, I would have sifted through the countless gojo-centric fics and handpicked a handful of wholesome, fluffy, or fix-it fics for my mother to enjoy with her favorite fictional sensei.

Alas, my folly is a tale most AO3 users fall into eventually: the complacency of ignoring tags.

And so, rather than meticulously sifting through countless fics and pre-reading them to ensure their appropriateness for my mother, I instead blindly trusted my previous self at 2am, choosing to send the first gojo fic I saw from one of the authors I follow on AO3.

Link sent, fic shared, end of story…

Until i saw that mom had reacted to the text with the link. I went back and checked out the fic.

Dear reader, when I tell you I had assumed the “satoru gojo drabbles” would be a silly, fluffy, wholesome compilation of scenes with the one and only satoru gojo, a perfectly suitable fic for my mother, I truly mean it.

What I found instead was a 117,000 word compilation of nothing. but. smut.

In a panic, i texted mom, begging her not to open the link, hoping she had just reacted to the text to show she got it, advising her not to open it, swearing i truly did not know at the time of sending it that it was a novels worth of smut.

Verbatim, our texts upon this realization are as follows

Me: DID NOT REALIZE THE GOJO FIC COMPILATION I SENT IS ALL NSFW MY BAD

Me: I have not read it I just saw the title and was like “oh mom likes gojo” fml

Me: Monumental miscalculation on my part

Mom: What is NSFW?

Me: Stands for not safe for work. In this case, apparently that fic is 117k words of smut (skull emoji) I did NOT know that when I sent it. I did NOT read the tags.

Mom: It’s ok!!! I can handle it! (three laughing emojis)

Alas, my begging her not to read it, to disregard my epic folly, have fallen on the deaf ears of a deeply gojo-obsessed, romance-starved middle aged woman.

TL;DR: My mom got sad over the fate of Gojo again so I tried to brighten her spirit with some wholesome, silly, fluffy gojo fanfic, but i forgot to read the tags and ended up sending her over 100k words of gojo smutfic