The context is that every lunatic has to post some kind of photo with their garbage takes since evidently that leads to more interactions with the post. Some people post a picture related to what they say, others are posting like this woman.

"Story Architect"

It'd even be a fine photo if they actually got down to her level rather than just shooting from above like they're documenting a snake on the side of the road.

Oh wise lady of the lake, can you write my cover letter?

The whole post makes me physically ill.

I am not sure what's weirder, posting one of these on LinkedIn period, or including both.

You know, as wise polish people say:

River snake

toodoodoo

It's dangerous

toodoodoo

Oh silly lemming of the mander, please don't normalize these absurd requirements

She was a seal in a previous life, and only barely avoided it this time.

Nature documentary style

"Here: take this sword to your next interview."

Ok, since this is their entire profession, what story do these two photos tell?

Damn, second mention of Vonnegut's Galapagos this week.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing offers is no basis for a system of hiring. You can't expect to get the position just because some watery tart threw an offer at you.