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The original was posted on /r/wow by /u/Dasquare22 on 2026-08-11 07:11:44+00:00.

'Twas the night before patch day and all through the house

not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The computers were shutdown, updated and repaired

in hopes that new content would soon be there...

The players all nestled, snug in their bed while visions of Blood Elves and Trolls danced in their heads.

the Raid lead in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap settled ourselves for a long maintenance day nap

When out on the servers, the world now updated

I sprang from my bed positively elated.

The fate of light and void will have to wait for a while,

For Zul'jan has awakened Ula'tek on the Coiled Isle!

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

but the Venomous Abyss waiting to be cleared.

So before we pull early with penance of light

Merry patch day to all and to all a good night!