TIL that Newton's first name was Dan.

Well. If anyone was wondering, apples are a good way to become Dan’s friend.

Her brother is a dog? 🤔

Magical KFC bucket bush was my dogs favorite always had to check

Yes. Is that a problem?

My dog loved apples but he never figured out that he could just bite into a whole apple. I could take him to an orchard with apples all over the ground and he wouldn't touch any of them, but if I started eating one he would beg me for a piece.

Interesting.

How many other typically human-human relations can dogs occupy? Could someone describe a dog as their father? Could someone describe a dog as their husband?

Both of these 2 roles mentioned worry me

My dog sired a litter of puppies with my parents dog. Their offspring were therefore my nieces and nephews AND my grandchildren.

Yeehaw.

There’s family we’re born to, and family we chose.

Dogs > people so I’d choose them every time.

I dunno about parental, but sure. Maybe.

Husband? Wife?

Yeah. It happens.

Having you do the dirty work. Smart doggo.

Could someone describe a dog as their father?

Some sons of a bitches surely can!

The dog world is gonna make some scientific leaps really soon

Her dad is a wacko, highly unethical alchemist.

Gambler mindset

My boyfriends dog sure thinks she's his girlfriend when she squeezes between us at night and kicks me away🥴

Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.

At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.

Father? Sure.

Husband is a little concerning though.

And some day, he'll be right

When would a dog be considered your father?

By being the only parental figure that isn't hooked on meth.

Sir Danny Issac Newton

Ed...ward?

Damn, pie bush 2.

Yeah Sir is short for Dan

son of a bitches, and his sister ?