Oof, that’s an odd one.

Of course they didn't specify why they were freaking out. Do they now feel disproportionately large or small compared to them?

Well, the PF looks like a women, so I'd guess small.

There goes my Friday night plans

Got too horny, couldn't turn it off

Can they post penises on reddit? Also, while I'm sure having a micropenis sucks in this society, I think genital variation in shapes and sizes is nice, fun and good.

Hot ppl with micropenises can dm me

I hoped it wasn't a body shaming post, but here it is. What a shame.

I was recently talking to some friends about this very subject and body shaming in general.

I'm bi - I'm more than happy to handle any range of genitals a person may have.

I have a knapsack full of assorted genitals you may wish to handle

It's the best when one can switch them out for a different size or shape hehe

Maybe she has a massive clit that is larger than some micropeens?

Remember, switching to your knapsack genitals is always faster than reloading

I have a thing where if I see something very small on a larger, low detail environment, it breaks something the brain and makes the walls bend and distort, the whole room looks like a Rorschach test. So seeing a tiny screw fall out of a toy onto a very clean and plain table would send me to orbit as a kid. It was terrifying.

As an adult it sometimes still happens but rather than outright horror hallucinations, it’s just extremely unpleasant. I can work though it.

I wonder if that’s what the OP was talking about.

If you look at the replies there are a lot of positive comments. Since they didn't elaborate they could be freaking out with delight.

Never understood why people care about micropenises. You can just bottom /j

Can you elaborate? That is fascinating.

They kinda are.

Don’t! We might all be just existing in this persons coma dream!

Man, I've seen pretty much every penis configuration, size, and color that isn't so rare it can be counted among the population on your hands.

A micropenis may be many things, but it isn't bad to look at. I'm not actually commenting on the op image's content as much as I am about the micropenis subject in general.

The patients I had with them tended to be on the nervous side when being exposed to someone new. The whole social stigma of it is bullshit. Nobody should catch shit for their body configuration, period.

But, back to my point. A micropenis has to also be malformed in some way, or extremely small to be non functional for urination or sex. That is a possibility, it happens. But I've known three men with a micropenis that had kids via vaginal penetration with their penis. Three? Maybe more, I lose track of some of my earliest patients tbh. Anyway, a small penis is no absolute barrier to sexual satisfaction for one's partners. It may be a barrier to penetrative sexual pleasure, but that's a separate issue, and it isn't universal.

As a tangent, it might surprise folks to learn exactly how open people can be when you accept them as they are and just listen. I ended up hearing some massively personal information over the years by virtue of just not being the judgy sort. Hell, not just men where you'd expect a degree of comfort talking to another man about sexual matters.

Women too. My female patients, and the female family members of patients would often discover that I would listen without prejudice to damn near anything and offer nothing more than support. Which meant they could really open up over time.

I don’t really have a better way to explain it.

/hj 👀

The comedy of posting to a community named "Brand New Sentence", when the post is not actually a valid sentence.

Challenge accepted.