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ICE to Deploy Jetpacks, Hoverboards in Bold New Strategy of Never Having to Do Cardio
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Dispassionate quokk.au Dispassionate@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-27
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Link: https://disreport.com/articles/bkipf7kq/ice-to-deploy-jetpacks-hoverboards-in-bold-new-strategy-of-never-having-to-do-cardio
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PRIMEcavitationfetishist quokk.au PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-08-03
#2 · Quote Reply

They do all skip leg day.
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altkey (he\him) lemmy.dbzer0.com altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-26
#3 · Quote Reply
PRIMEcavitationfetishist wrote:
They do all skip leg day.

Who'd make them run?
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Lon3star lemmy.world Lon3star@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-25
#4 · Quote Reply

This will create comedic crashes far more impressive than ICE on ice guy
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mojofrododojo lemmy.world mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-25
#5 · Quote Reply
PRIMEcavitationfetishist wrote:
They do all skip leg day.

They do all skip every day.
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cabillaud sh.itjust.works cabillaud@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-07
#6 · Quote Reply

How fast you run the 100?
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anomnom sh.itjust.works anomnom@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-09
#7 · Quote Reply

I ate the onion for a moment because of the post just before this about shock gloves.

https://lemmy.world/post/50562665
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Natanael infosec.pub Natanael@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-01-18
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply
Lon3star wrote:
This will create comedic crashes far more impressive than ICE on ice guy

it would be sublime
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Dispassionate quokk.au Dispassionate@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-27
#9 · Quote Reply
altkey (he\him) wrote:
Who'd make them run?

A bumblebee flying by them.
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