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Marco and I were sitting on a bench, having hot dogs. It was the only kind of meal we could get our hands on before we got to the site. They were getting ready for us, setting up warning tape down by the beach. Marco was savoring every bite of his meal. I’d just finished mine.

“You know, I used to hate mustard on these things,” he said. “Now I can’t get enough of it. Dijon, spicy, honey… love it.”

“Good for you, man. I’m not much of a mustard guy.”

“I’m just saying. The mustard was always there. It hasn’t changed. It didn’t get better to accommodate me, you know? I changed to better fit the mustard.”

“I have a hard time believing that you, wanting to enjoy mustard, was the sole reason for you to evolve your sense of taste.”

“It’s just weird when you think about it. You thinking about it?”

“I’m thinking about it.”

One of the officers waved us over. I got off the bench and whistled for the other volunteers. The sun was about to set, and we had a long night ahead of us.

I’d been to Lullaby Beach at least once or twice a year since I was fifteen years old. Now I was about to turn 42, and I was still around. It was the one place where gray whales tend to get beached. The old ones get swept in by the current, and they get confused by the rocky coastline. I once talked to a marine biologist about it, who called this one particular spot a perfect whale trap.

Still, it broke my heart every time I saw one. Their big cow-like eyes wondering why everything hurt.

We were six volunteers coming down to check her out. We’d got there early, so we would just be assessing damage and making her comfortable for now. If she was okay to be moved, we’d be looking at bringing in some inflatables in the morning and digging out a trench for the current. But for now, we were just looking.

Freddy was already crying. Whales are his favorite animal. The guy has six different shirts with whales on them, all with little hearts and cartoonishly sad eyes. Before we even saw what kind of whale it was, he was bawling his eyes out. He’d already given her a name; Minnie the Whale.

It wasn’t normal for cops to oversee this kind of thing, but we’d had some problems with random people coming down and getting hurt when no one was around. These animals are so immense that even an accidental movement can be enough to get you killed. It happens, and if it happens once, you bet your ass someone is going to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

The cops knew me though. Every six or seven months or so, I’d be first on-site.

Walking up to a whale is unreal. You gotta remember that you’re looking at an animal the size of an inner-city bus. While gray whales might not be as big as the famous blue, they’re still humongous. You can’t really fathom their size until you’re standing there with your hand on their rough skin. Like a mix of sandpaper and wet cardboard.

Minnie was different from other gray whales I’d seen. She had this thick layer of salt on her skin, to the point where she smelt like pickles. Her breathing was short and shallow, but that might just have been the distress. Being surrounded by little strange creatures would probably stress out anyone.

“I’m not seeing damage,” Marco called out. “I think she got turned around.”

“How’s the eyes?”

“Closed. I think she’s resting.”

“She’s so beautiful,” cried Freddy. “And she’s healthy, right?”

I nodded, looking her over. No unusual smells, no blood in the sand. We’d have a proper marine vet check her out in the morning, but things were looking good.

“Looks like it,” I said. “Let’s get her comfortable and clear the rocks.”

One of the officers overseeing us whistled.

“You got an hour, we can’t stay here all night. Do you what you gotta do.”

“An hour?” Freddy protested. “We can’t do shit in an hour!”

“It’s what you get for now. We’ll be back in the morning. Can’t leave you folks on your own out here.”

He pointed at me, growing impatient.

“You can stay a little longer if you want, we’ve got your papers in order.”

Marco’s initial assessment was that Minnie was healthy enough to make it a day or two. She was an adult, but not elderly. Probably strong enough to have some kids once she got back out there. As the others cleared out, I was left on my own. As a veteran working this beach, and many like it, I had a bit of a working relationship with the law. People who knew what they were doing didn’t get into whale-related accidents, that was just a fact. And someone had to keep an eye on Minnie.

After a while, it was just me and the whale. I got a closer look at her. She had this big scar between the eyes, probably from a boat. She’d been lucky; the Oregon coastline is rocky as hell, but she’d managed to slip right up the smooth sand. If they’re unlucky, they can skewer themselves if there’s something sharp beneath as the tide recedes. I gave her a gentle tap on the head, shushing her as she rested.

“We’ll get you out, girl. Don’t worry.”

There wasn’t much I could do until morning. I’d already sent out the requests and got confirmations, so we were good to go. I figured it was best to sleep in the van; it was an hour drive back home and an hour drive back. I’d only get about three, maybe four hours of sleep at most. Might as well nap in the back of the van.

As I turned to leave, I felt this wave of heat. Minnie was opening her mouth, letting out this pent-up warmth. It smelled like kelp and rock salt. With her mouth open, she made a noise. I stepped a little closer, being sure to give the distressed animal some space.

“It’s okay,” I assured her. “We’ll get you home.”

“…thank you.”

I blinked. Where did that voice come from? I took a step back, looking up and down that immense creature. My first thought was that someone else was left behind. It sounded like a woman, but not like any woman I knew.

“Excuse me?” I said. “Who’s there?”

“…I am here.”

Such a sweet voice. Like a caring mother, trying to calm an anxious child. Minnie moved her mouth a little.

“…do you not hear me?”

The voice seemed more muffled the more closed the mouth was. It seemed to be coming from inside her. I blinked again, trying to figure out just how tired I was. Had I been drinking?

“No, I hear you,” I said. “Who is this? Where are you?”

“…I am right here, silly.”

The whale’s left eye stared at me.

I turned my back and walked away. I didn’t even think twice about it, I walked away. Something was clearly wrong with me. I got back up to my van, hopped in the back, and got a first aid kit. I checked my pulse and blood pressure. I tried counting down from ten, and I checked the size of my pupils. Maybe Marco slipped something in my coke while I was in the bathroom at the gas station.

But from what I could see, I was fine. But I couldn’t be, right?

I rolled out a sleeping bag, but my heart wouldn’t stop racing. My mouth felt dry, and I could still smell the salt of the whale. I was not okay. But I wasn’t going to be okay just lying there either. I had to take a deep breath, control myself, and look at this objectively. Whales can’t talk. That’s not the kind of world we live in. Hence, I must have imagined it, or it wasn’t the whale doing the talking.

I made my way back down the beach, fully intent on exposing whatever this was. The moment I returned, the eye shifted my way again.

“…where did you go?”

“You’re not talking,” I said. “You can’t be talking. You can’t understand me.”

“…I do.”

“Then blink three times.”

She did. Three blinks, in rapid succession. My knees weakened.

I walked a couple of laps around her, watching every angle. Apart from the salt, there wasn’t anything strange about her. No stranger than any other unfortunate thing I’d seen on that beach. But she was an animal, not a person. Not a being capable of making polite conversation. And yet…

“If you’re a whale, talking to me, explain why you’re here.”

“…I promised I would be.”

“You promised to get stranded and die?”

“…I promised to meet a friend.”

“What? What friend?”

“…she lives in the city. Would you mind fetching her for me?”

I laughed. I actually laughed. I walked in a circle with my hands on my hips, shaking my head.

“You got some nerve, I’ll give you that.”

“…you are very helpful. That is one of many reasons I enjoy you.”

“You enjoy me? What’s the hell’s that supposed to mean?”

The whale shook a little. Was that a laugh? Can whales laugh?

I moved right up to Minnie and brought out a flashlight, looking into her mouth. The voice was clearly coming from inside, but I couldn’t see the source. Then again, a voice doesn’t really have a source, it’s just the way you shape your airways. Problem is, whales don’t have that kind of biology. Hence, the words couldn’t be coming from the whale.

“…are your children well?” Minnie asked.

“My children? You want to ask about my children?”

“…yes. Are they well?”

“I’d rather not talk about my children.”

“…what of the small one, is he still playing the string instrument?”

Something cold shot up my lungs. I have two sons, and the younger started playing guitar about a year prior. He was getting pretty good. I scratched my head, as if trying to tune my ears to only hear something that made sense. I was so shocked by the question that I couldn’t even begin to respond. Instead, I asked a question of my own. One I didn’t really want an answer to.

“Do you know my family?”

“…I know them well.”

The whale carefully explained...

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