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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/NoHelmetsInHell on 2026-08-13 16:43:24+00:00.

My boss decided to bring his 19 year old son to work yesterday. Everyone was warm and welcoming because we had no choice. We were in the presence of the future ruler of the company, so we had to behave at our best. I had a ton of work to do, so my focus was on finishing my tasks. However, the boss's son appeared at my desk. We made small talk. He pretended to care about my job and I pretended to care about the random thrift store he recommended. As soon as we ran out of things we pretended to care about, he leaned in and lowered his voice to ask if I was "the weed guy." I matched his body language and said I had no idea what he was talking about.

Dude laughed and nodded before saying he knew everyone at the office called me "Wee G" because I'm the weed guy. I said none of that was true and attempted to change the subject, but then he was like "I can pay you in cash if you have anything on you now." I said I had work to do and advised him to find another supplier. He was like "don't be a boomer bro", so I was like "I'm not even fucking 30... BRO." He mumbled some shit about "boomerism" being a state of mind or whatever before he finally gave up and left me alone.

I thought it was over until the boss approached me and informed me that his son said he smelled weed on me. I said I didn't smoke weed though. The boss said he's not accusing me of anything, but then he made me aware that his son's been in and out of rehab because of drug abuse, so therefore he trusted his son's nose if he said he smelled weed, especially if the person who was accused of smelling like weed was apparently nicknamed Wee G the Weed Guy. I was about to explain the situation, but the boss stopped me from responding and repeated the fact that no one was accusing anyone of anything, but he would prefer it if I keep my distance from his son. I decided to shut the fuck up and just nod.

Tl:dr Refused to give my boss's son drugs and created an enemy who ran to daddy and said I smelled like weed. Now the boss wants me nowhere near his son.