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Jack: Research doesn't lie, Jenna. It lets us know what we're thinking. What's too boring, what's too gay, what's too old...

Jenna Maroney: [Nervous] What's too old?

Jack: That's a very good question. How old are you?

Jenna Maroney: I'm 29.

Jack: What year were you born?

Jenna Maroney: 1977.

Jack: When did you graduate high school?

Jenna Maroney: '94.

Jack: What year do you turn 40?

Jenna Maroney: 2017.

Jack: Junior high crush?

Jenna Maroney: Kirk Cameron.

Jack: Prom theme?

Jenna Maroney: Motown Philly, Boyz II Men.

Jack: What movie did you lose your virginity at?

Jenna Maroney: Arachnophobia.

Jack: Theater or drive-in?

Jenna Maroney: [Pausing to play innocent] ... What's a drive-in?

Jack: ... Of course. I don't know why I bothered to ask. I can tell just from your physical appearance that you're obviously...

[Scanning her up and down]

Jack: 29.

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