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ooliiu lemmy.world ooliiu@lemmy.world
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There is no evidence that Biden bought $50 million of condoms for Gaza

There is no evidence that Abrego Garcia is a member of MS-13

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
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What a piece of shit.

Guess it is time for the next piece of shit.

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deegeese sopuli.xyz deegeese@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-09
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Lacking the warmth and depth you’d normally expect from such a

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m-p{3} lemmy.ca mp3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-01
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May she always stub her pinky toe on her bedside table when she needs to pee at night.

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DarkFuture lemmy.world DarkFuture@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-06
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Hang traitors.

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fucmm lemmy.zip fucmm@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-04-25
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Lacking the warmth and depth you’d normally expect from such a

Cunt….. you can say it. She’s a cunt. Every single person that works for that administration is a cunt

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(des)mosthenes lemmy.world desmosthenes@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
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jesus that’s some strong koolaid

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
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Utterly infuriating. Wringable Necks for 1000, please.

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Deadeyegai lemmy.world Deadeyegai@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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I found this to be a good read:

https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-you-poisonous-fucking-fraud

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Asafum lemmy.world Asafum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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jesus that’s some strong koolaid

I wish it was strong Kool aid, then hopefully they'd actually die

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FlashMobOfOne lemmy.world FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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I hope her toilet seat is always uncomfortably cold.

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emmanuel_car fedia.io emmanuel_car@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-06-14
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„Mildly“ is putting it mildly

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OldChicoAle lemmy.world OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-26
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Hang traitors.

I mean treason is punishable by death.

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ShaggySnacks lemmy.myserv.one ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
Joined: 2023-08-17
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I hope her toilet seat is always uncomfortably cold.

Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
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A lot of that is obnoxious and offensive, but claiming that his hands are bruised from too much handshaking is comedy gold.

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spacegoat lemmy.world spacegoat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-28
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Miss Piggy looking worthless bitch

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Scrubbles poptalk.scrubbles.tech scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
Joined: 2023-06-02
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A lot of that is obnoxious and offensive, but claiming that his hands are bruised from too much handshaking is comedy gold.

Oh sorry, no thank you, I've been shaking too many hands lately, you know how it is fellow world leader

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tipicaldik lemmy.world tipicaldik@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.

and wet.

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ttayh lemmy.zip ttayh@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-03-23
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I found this to be a good read: https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-you-poisonous-fucking-fraud

truly a poet of cursing

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ShaggySnacks lemmy.myserv.one ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
Joined: 2023-08-17
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and wet.

You are a monster. I love it.

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
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May she always stub her pinky toe on her bedside table when she needs to pee at night.

May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs her toe on the front of the toilet; just heard enough to make her feel defeated and lose her restraint on the steam that begins before she's properly sat down so that she sits on her own pee that also drips into her underwear. Finally, may her efforts to clean up wake her up too much so that she only manages to fall back asleep 10 minutes before her alarm goes off.

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
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truly a poet of cursing

A real Elizabeth Barrett Browbeating

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Phoenixz lemmy.ca phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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I found this to be a good read: https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-you-poisonous-fucking-fraud

Poetry

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Almacca aussie.zone Almacca@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-06
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A lot of that is obnoxious and offensive, but claiming that his hands are bruised from too much handshaking is comedy gold.

Have you seen the way he shakes hands? It's bordering on assault. Still a bullshit claim, though.

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Almacca aussie.zone Almacca@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-06
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I found this to be a good read: https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-you-poisonous-fucking-fraud

That was a roller-coaster of a read. At first I was like 'Hell yeah! This needs to be set to music and performed as an opera.' But it just kept going on and on without really making any point other than 'she sucks'. I bailed about two thirds in. Brevity is the soul of wit, people!

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Pyr lemmy.ca Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-11
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Does Trump only hire blonde women with cruxifex necklaces for this job?

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-12
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Miss Piggy looking worthless bitch

You take that back Miss Piggy is an empress.

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
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Have you seen the way he shakes hands? It's bordering on assault. Still a bullshit claim, though.

Oh, he's one of those people. They show dominance by trying to crush your hand.

Still, that shouldn't bruise his hand. Unless the person he's doing it to tries to do it back.

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DevastatedBungHole lemmy.world DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
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That was a roller-coaster of a read. At first I was like 'Hell yeah! This needs to be set to music and performed as an opera.' But it just kept going on and on without really making any point other than 'she sucks'. I bailed about two thirds in. Brevity is the soul of wit, people!

Do you listen to Johnny Vaughan on radio X? That's one of his favourite sayings, Brevity is the soul of wit.

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Echo Dot feddit.uk echodot@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-26
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May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs ...

This reads like a fetish fanfiction.

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Lanske lemmy.world Lanske@lemmy.world
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What a vile cunt

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kkj lemmy.dbzer0.com kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-08
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She lasted about 57 Scaramuccis. That's pretty impressive tbh.

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Jankatarch lemmy.world Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs ...

May she burn to death.

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weps lemmy.world weps@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-22
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we're moving on from you

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Fizz lemmy.nz Fizz@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-06-12
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She is a disgusting ghoul and should be arrested by the next admin.

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Lucidlethargy sh.itjust.works Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-28
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What a piece of shit. Guess it is time for the next piece of shit.

Yeah, I pass one once a day, but the white house seems to not have the ability to flush them faster than they can make them.

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Almacca aussie.zone Almacca@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-06
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Do you listen to Johnny Vaughan on radio X? That's one of his favourite sayings, Brevity is the soul of wit.

I don't, but it's not a new concept. A quick search says it dates back to Shakespeare, and probably before.

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Almacca aussie.zone Almacca@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-06
#38 · (edited) Quote Reply

Oh, he's one of those people. They show dominance by trying to crush your hand. Still, that shouldn't bruise his hand. Unless the person he's doing it to tries to do it back.

And the yanking is just arsehole behaviour. Whenever some chode tries to crush my hand in a handshake, I just let it go completely limp like a dead fish.

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chunes lemmy.world chunes@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-08
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I don't get why Christians aren't angry that she wears their symbol while doing these things. Maybe they are and I'm just not seeing it. I sure hope so.

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Why is Lemmy so Racist? lemmy.world Abyssian@lemmy.world
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I don't get why Christians aren't angry that she wears their symbol while doing these things. Maybe they are and I'm just not seeing it. I sure hope so.

Well, according to their legends their God genocided virtually all life on the planet because after creating humans with free will and independent minds so that they could think and decide what seemed best on their own, they didn't all decide to spend all their time adoring him and did some things he wasn't fond of.

Like all abusers he then blamed his surviving victims for making him do that, and promised that if they changed and loved only him and did only the things he approves of and begged for his forgiveness for anything he didn't like, he would buy them eternal bliss.

Again like all abusers he also said that if they failed to dedicate their lives to doing the things that would make him happy so he treats them well, they'd be forcing him to condemn them to a literal eternity of unimaginable suffering.

Do we really have to ask how so many who proclaim to be Christian do so many terrible things and listen to the "preaching" of clearly hateful men?

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
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I don't get why Christians aren't angry that she wears their symbol while doing these things. Maybe they are and I'm just not seeing it. I sure hope so.

they arnt seeing how her cross gets larger everytime she needs to lie.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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She is a disgusting ghoul and should be arrested by the next admin.

she married a ghoul, a guy that is more than 2.5times her senior.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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She lasted about 57 Scaramuccis. That's pretty impressive tbh.

how many lettuces.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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Does Trump only hire blonde women with cruxifex necklaces for this job?

Yes, he has a type for ivanka-look alike, i think it was discussed in other articles.

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Smoogs lemmy.world Smoogs@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#45 · (edited) Quote Reply

May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs ...

strangely specific. I'm sorry if this happened to you even just once or any one of those things. I'm not sorry if all of it happens to her constantly and forever. i hope your wish comes true.

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-30
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I don't get why Christians aren't angry that she wears their symbol while doing these things. Maybe they are and I'm just not seeing it. I sure hope so.

Why? The Trump administration represents true Christian values more than any other president - greed, hypocrisy, exploitation of the stupid, pedophilia, etc.

Many of them consider him a literal prophet, sent by God to lead America into our White Christian Nationalist future. When he is out, you can expect them to pivot to him being an actual God-anointed living prophet, and you can't put a prophet in prison.

But they can collect as much money as they want, from whomever they want, and they can get tax-exempt status, and not explain their revenues to the IRS, or anyone else. It's the perfect set-up for a money launderer.

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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#47 · (edited) Quote Reply

And the yanking is just arsehole behaviour. Whenever some chode tries to crush my hand in a handshake, I just let it go completely limp like a dead fish.

I call them out on it: "WTF is that? You trying to prove something, tough guy?" And that's the end of any chance of working with me, selling something to me, intimidating me, or anything else. You're just a dickhead, and I WANT you to know that's exactly what I think of you. Thanks for letting me know you're an asshole from the start, saves me a lot of trouble.

A good firm squeeze and release is all that is required, and any reasonable person understands that.

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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She seemed to be a happy member of the team, happy enough that she had another kid, did her maternity leave (which YOU can't have), and came back to work, seemingly re-energized. And within a few weeks she bails.

I can't help but think that leaving her on a plane that he was so sure was going to be shot out of the sky, that he got off, but didn't want to alert the bad guys, so he let her fly off, an Iranian surface-to-air missile coming after her, had a little something to do with it.

The press corp that she shepherds was super pissed about it, and certainly let her know, and I wouldn't be surprised if she agreed with them 110%.

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FenrirIII lemmy.world FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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She is a disgusting ghoul and should be arrested by the next admin.

The next administration will do jack shit. They're all on the same team

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el_twitto lemmy.zip el_twitto@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-08-08
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Good riddance you stupid fucking cunt.

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Ghost_Mermaid lemmy.zip Ghost_Mermaid@lemmy.zip
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Well, according to their legends their God genocided virtually all life on the planet because after creating humans with free will and independent minds so that they could think and decide what seemed best on their own, they didn't all decide to spend all their time adoring him and did some things he wasn't fond of. Like all abusers he then blamed his surviving victims for making him do that, a...

That's why they love Trump so much. He's an abusive, narcissistic tyrant, just like their god.

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