I can only be here, but I'm pretty sure that you are there.

"There you are!"

"Do I know you?"

"No, but that's where you are, you're there!"

Actually I'm also here, but I don't see you.

I have to try this IRL some time. :D

Where there is love, I'll be there

Isn't here just there without a t?

"You" in a physical sense, sure

Mentally? I can definitely not be here

Wherever you go, there you are.

Here and now is all there is

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you
All I have to do is dream

I got there in the end.

Oh behave...

Short form horror:

He said, “There you are.” and the man he was talking to disappeared.

I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”

That's good news! Here I thought I wasn't all there, but now I find out I'm not there at all.

Time, space, velocity... it's all relative.

You must be mistaken. I'm here.

"I have always been here."
-- Ambassador Kosh

I was over there. Now I am over here.

What? You can be here when you get there.

You can be there. Just not now.

You can never see or hear what's happening right now, only what happened in the past.

But its always now

No, you're not here. You're there. I am here and am always here.

Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now

What happened to then?

We passed then.

When?

Just now. We’re at now now.

"I'm ova 'ere now! Wut?"

Yeah, I'm right there with ya on that one.

Ah, shit, that's a paradox. Now I'm not there with ya. :)

Not anymore it's not. Back then, you were there. Before now. But now it's now, and you're here.

But where will here be there?

I'm with you there

... wait, what