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The original was posted on /r/2westerneurope4u by /u/Eastern-Tangerine761 on 2026-08-15 06:39:55+00:00.

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I know you've all been anxiously waiting for another one of my rankings after the Percentage of Time Spent Horny in Different Countries one.

I used to run B&Bs in Naples, so this ranking is based on years of field research. Obviously, we're generalizing, we'r on westerneurope.

🟢 HIGH RANKING

🇫🇷 French

This is where you'll be shocked. Pierre is the best tourist I've ever had**.** Almost always positive experiences with French guests. Whether they're alternative bohemians or posh types, it makes no difference.They're travelers, they're open-minded, they appreciate my city and my country, and they have a great ability to adapt. Approved.

🇯🇵 Japanese

Kind, polite, respectful. They smile at you, and if you talk to them, they laugh at pretty much anything you say. Make an actual joke and they'll make you feel like the greatest comedian in the world. Sweet and adorable.

🇵🇹 Portuguese

Reserved, polite, zero problems. Can't complain. Bravo, Joao.

🟡 MID RANKING

🇪🇸 Spanish

Pedro generally causes no problems, but he's very loud and chaotic, which, coming from a Luigi, is saying something.

🇩🇪 Germans

Generally polite, but they can drive you crazy because the window isn't exactly the way it was described on Booking, or because they can hear some noise.

Hans, relax. You're on holiday!

🇬🇧 Barry

Pretty good overall. But young Barry sometimes has Pedro's problem, while old Barry has Hans' problem.

🔴 LOW RANKING

🇺🇸 The Savages

Sometimes they manage to combine several of the problems mentioned above. An impressive achievement.

🇷🇺 Russians

Uhh... nothing to add. I just don't like the arrogant attitude.

🇧🇷 Brazilians

Surprise**.** And I'm sorry to say it, but these were the guests I had the worst experiences with, pretty much across the board.