I specify men's restroom since there are alternatives to peeing which don't involve a toilet seat.

I don't want to touch it either, but if you're going to stand in front of a public toilet, just lift the damn seat.

And new seats even have a bump out so you can use your feet.

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I think you’ve got two types of people doing this:

• penis people who just plain can not be bothered to lift the seat. The types of folks who bumble through life haphazardly, don’t wear seat belts, let dishes pile up, put the sour cream back in the fridge without putting the lid back on, who never bother to wash their feet or legs in the shower because they think the soap that washes down their body will handle it, people who drink the last of the coffee without making another pot. Selfish, but also kinda physically grody.
• vagina people who hover. These people I do not understand.

For a second I thought you'd come up with a new epithet for people who don't hold up their end of the social contract: penis people. I thought, "that's a new and fun way to call someone a dick." 🤔

People who hover hover because of people who hover.

Dont look up the Yellow Pee Pee Monster.

Sorry in advance. lf I have to be aware he existed, you do too

Yo dawg, I heard you like to hover.

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane 
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole !

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat 
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole !

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
[ ... ]
I'm an asshole !

No, you're a dick. An asshole would shit on the toilet seat...

It's lyrics to a song called Asshole by Dennis Leary

I shit in the urinal as god intended

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

For using the stalls to pee sometimes the urinals are full. As to why I know my wife says im one of the few men who don't leave piss on the toilet. So apparently its common. Not talking just the seat here but the bowl when the seat is up. Like the bowl rim that is parralellel to the floor so it will just sit there and be all. ewwww.

I don't care about others why should I care when I'll never have to clean or use that toilet again. /s

How else do you hose the seat clean from all the explosive shit caking it before you sit down to unleash your own?

Try to find the stand-up show ‘no cure for cancer’ this song is in it and the rest is insanely good,

I want a restaurant only for men, naked men all sitting round a camp fire eating meat, straight off the cow. In fact bring me the whole cow, I’ll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!

Or something like that.

That and therapy,

I’ll give you therapy, therapy is mowing the lawn and crying
Edit;
Found it No cure for cancer

Maybe, but I'm also seeing more men going straight to the toilet stall to pee even though there are several urinals open. And even then, they should lift the seat.

yeah thats kinda wierd. maybe they are shy although then I can't imagine what they do at a ballpark.

lol thanks, I have the CD

I work at a place with a lot of people from southeast Asia. It is not uncommon to be in a stall and look over to see the feet of someone stepping into the next stall just disappear as they approach the crapper.

I don't mind them standing on the seat to squat, but for the love of humanity, please clean up the fucken mess afterwards!

Also, our toilets flush pretty assertively and often they will splash up dirty water from the toilet bowl onto the seat and floor as the auto-flush unleashes.

The weird one is the guy who uses it as a fucken bidet... like, Bruh. Nasty.

The video starts with the song, but it’s a 1 hour stand-up show.

They even include a cake as a snack

It's fucking gross.

I always wipe down every seat with enough toilet paper I feel like I'm not going to directly touch any pee. It's just an ingrained habit from decades of living with people who like their toilet seats cold, moist, and yellow.

I usually sit to pee; but since there's piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat. It's a vicious cycle of piss.

Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg

Use your foot for that if you have to

Then I would have pee on my hand or foot. Gross.

Wow wonder how I am able to do it without that problem then.

How else do you mark your territory?

Those uncut savages!

The restrooms at my workplace can get down right nasty. We get a ton of temp workers (I started out as a temp), and they are given very short breaks from the assembly line. At least 20% do not wash their hands. People carry on phone conversations and scroll TikTok in the stalls. The seats, after their breaks, are usually pretty gross. The floors around the toilets get very gross by the end of their shift.

I loathe that spironolactone makes me thirsty, and in turn makes me need to urinate somewhat often. My hovering game is on point though.

Not mildly.

Majorly.

I had part of my digestive tract removed. I can't afford an accident at the urinal.

Right? This is absolutely a non issue.

I guess unless you're incapable of balancing on one foot for 3 seconds.

I actually never understood how some guys have apparently a hard time simply aiming. I never had a problem with that in my life myself.

Its whatever, just wash your hands people.

or shit on the toilet seat, or the walls.

Ty,asshole ,nice to meet you.

Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg

Use your foot for that if you have to

1. wipe seat. It's fine.
2. If you're at a seat, be seated; standing is over there.
3. wash hands like silkwood after

Is this only trivial for gen-X?

Well, shoe most places, but I feel you.

For them what have need to cope with this and no choice about needing to sit.

A small baggie with some surface wipes and some gloves will fit in most pockets with ease. Ideal, no. But it'll get you by for a non optional visit to a public (or badly kept private) toilet

As a reminder to passersby, there are actually people that can't balance on one foot at all. Or even lift it that far.

There is this thing called lifting up the seat. DO IT!

I avoid public bathrooms for this reason

Just sit down to pee like an adult

Dual stream can be an issue. But when it is, I clean up my fucking piss. People are gonna miss or splatter; a decent human being should clean up after themselves. Most people are not decent human beings.

But there's piss everywhere :(

I tend to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting, if the toilet seems filthy :D

I've literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don't lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.

Except I'm not a degenerate and I'll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.

That's a really weird thing to do. My sensory disorder feels violated through the screen.

Right. Well, it suits me. Might be weird. :P