I'd love to customize my android... with patches under embargo!

Adding the ability to customize, but simultaneously removing the ability to customize what apps I would prefer to install.

Are any of those options for customization ones that allow or encourage users to install apps from their source of choice? No? Well f**k all the way off google with your wannabe Apple bullshit.

Really wish they'd work with Samsung to allow custom fonts again - or at the very work with OpenDyslexia et al to get those fonts in as defaults...

I wish they'd fix some of the more severe bugs. Nothing like having an alarm go off and the notification disappear when I go to turn it off.

Nah, no thanks , happy with my degoogled pixel phone running graphene.

It comes with crazy glue so you glue the phone to the back of your neck or they release all the nudes you posted. If you take your Android 17 it goes kaboom!

Now, you're given a map and a weapon. Every morning they will call an area safe or not. The world is divided into 1mile squares. If your zone is not safe you will have to run to a safe zone or fight another Android 17 user to death.

Lots of new features to identify you, calculate how much you make and how to best extract your money so they can give it to rich assholes.

Can you remove the "navigation pill" without rooting yet? Ridiculous unnecessary eyesore (that I can thankfully remove with an LSposed module)

Like gives a sahit. Android is dead