I don't get it.

I'm guessing do boot camp, then go to a Japanese base?

“You won’t have this, you will have that.”

Practice shooting while drunk? Why?

Asahi Super Dry is a trash beer. So... train to be trash or something?

Edit: Super Dry is the McDonald's of Japanese beers. Try anything from Minoh Brewery and then tell me with a straight face that Asahi doesn't make dog water.

Isn't Asahi a Linux distribution? /j

Boo. Way better than any American slop beer.

Because I'm going to be drunk when the fighting starts!

Hot take incoming, black polymer furniture is better than wood in every way.

I was thinking it's what soldier will keep and what they will sell for booze.

That's a low bar to clear tbh.

How dare you sir

Until you sit out in the sun all day. Remember to wear gloves and sunblock.

Instructions unclear, ended up living in a woods and posting my favorite propaganda on Lemmy

Doing my part and all that

Hey Asahi is good stuff, don't shit on Asahi

For Burger Town

I didn't know it was possible to be so wrong

Youshutyourwhoremouthtwoworldwars

that's an opinion you're entitled to even if it's spectacularly wrong.

it's a fantastic beer, especially with sushi and sashimi.

It's the worst of the big 3. Both Sapporo and Kirin beat it by miles. That being said they did make a can that you pop the entire top lid off and it mimics a draft beer, so at least there's that.

But Japan's craft beer market is relatively young, so trying to decide between which light lager is slightly different than the others is kind of pointless anyway. At least other options are relatively common these days, even if it's expensive and they don't have the variety that the states does.

It’s the worst of the big 3. Both Sapporo and Kirin beat it by miles.

agree re: sapporo, do not agree re: kirin ichiban. but eh. I don't get much japanese craft beer opportunities.

Genuinely thought you were talking about chairs and tables, was about to make a joke of 'What are you, living in a public school?'

But instead I'll just call you wrong and say wood feels so much better in the hand than plastic (ayoo)

I'll take that hate. But I kinda like the idea of being a damn good loot drop.

Who the fuck can afford to train with 4.62x39mm??? Even the steel-case trash ammo is now >50cpr.

Lol I don't sit out in the sun all day that's for lizards and grunts

They hate us cos they anus