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A single vowel change completely alters what Foot Locker™ sells
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Track_Shovel slrpnk.net Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Mom, can we stop at Foot Licker on the way home?

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deegeese sopuli.xyz deegeese@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-09
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Food Locker is a grocery store.

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rants_unnecessarily piefed.social rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-03
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Food Locker is a grocery store.

Foot fucker is a kink.

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gon [he] lemmy.dbzer0.com gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Changing a single consonant makes it a related, but different business.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
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Feet Leckor.

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Assassassin lemmy.dbzer0.com Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-09-26
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Foot Lacker: Your Prosthetics Experts

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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Beet seeker is a vegetarian food stand, beat seeker is a music store

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JackbyDev programming.dev JackbyDev@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Foot Cocker

Edit: oh wait, that's not a vowel

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TranquilTurbulence lemmy.zip TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-05-19
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Foot Lacker: Your Prosthetics Experts

Foot Socker: Socks for all kinds of feet

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