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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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A multi-color lava lamp with a blob inside that vaguely resembles a small parrot, with beak and wing, facing to the right. Below it is an elongated blob that appears to have the shape and texture of a small tree branch.

I recently got a lava lamp. They take an hour or two to warm up before they become the trippy, moving “lava” they’re known for. Sometimes while warming, the blob inside becomes contorted into bizarre shapes. Usually they remind me of specimen jars in some mad scientist’s lab.

This time, it apparently transformed into a bird.

Edit to add:

Apparently we need a /c/MildlyPenis community.

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Zahille7 lemmy.world Zahille7@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
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I saw something much different at first

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-22
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I saw something much different at first

I suppose it could be a rorschach test

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AreaKode riskeratspizza.com areakode@riskeratspizza.com
Joined: 2026-01-08
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Nurse_Robot lemmy.world Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
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I'm glad the comments agree with me, but disappointed I wasn't the first to point it out

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Zachariah lemmy.world Zachariah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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I saw something much different at first

bad dragon?

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Goldholz lemmy.blahaj.zone Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-12-12
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bad dragon?

But a smaller one. That wont sell good

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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
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Cool looking lamp. Rumor was the originals were pretty flammable. Has this been worked out? Are these pretty safe now?

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LlilL lemmy.zip LlilL@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Reminds me of the geeky mildly interesting LavaRand

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-22
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... I'm starting to worry about the shapes of y'all's dicks now.

Or maybe I'm desensitized because I've seen this thing definitely makes more phallic shapes sometimes, so this doesn't register in comparison.

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daggermoon piefed.world daggermoon@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-03-01
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That is a parrot on a branch. Are you feeling alright OP?

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😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈 lemmy.world MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#12 · Quote Reply

Ummm, no.

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yermaw sh.itjust.works yermaw@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-07-10
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No it doesn't.

Why does OP think that?

Ridiculous really.

Let me try and see what they're talking ab- holy shit it really does

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LucidNightmare anarchist.nexus LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-05
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I used to have a lava lamp as a child. Like another commenter asked, are they safer now than before? I remember my parents telling me to turn it off after an hour or so because they got too hot and could break the glass or set something on fire.

If they are better now, can someone recommend a good place to buy one? :-)

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-22
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I used to have a lava lamp as a child. Like another commenter asked, are they safer now than before? I remember my parents telling me to turn it off after an hour or so because they got too hot and could break the glass or set something on fire. If they are better now, can someone recommend a good place to buy one? :-)

There are best practices to follow, including keeping it away from heat sources and sunlight, making sure it's on a sturdy, heat-tolerable surface, and, yes, not leaving it on too long. (Though one hour is barely enough for the thing to heat up properly. What I'm finding online shows the limit to be around 8-12 hours. There might be different limits for different ones.) I keep mine on a tray table with nothing else on it, so it's isolated from anything flammable. Safety care instructions say that you can tell it's overheating if all the wax goes into one blob and stays near the top of the lamp.

Basically, as long as you follow the safety advice that comes with it and don't leave it on too long, it should be safe.

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-22
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Cool looking lamp. Rumor was the originals were pretty flammable. Has this been worked out? Are these pretty safe now?

[Copying/pasting the response I gave to a similar question above.]

There are best practices to follow, including keeping it away from heat sources and sunlight, making sure it’s on a sturdy, heat-tolerable surface, and, yes, not leaving it on too long. (Though one hour is barely enough for the thing to heat up properly. What I’m finding online shows the limit to be around 8-12 hours. There might be different limits for different ones.) I keep mine on a tray table with nothing else on it, so it’s isolated from anything flammable. Safety care instructions say that you can tell it’s overheating if all the wax goes into one blob and stays near the top of the lamp.

Basically, as long as you follow the safety advice that comes with it and don’t leave it on too long, it should be safe.

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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
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[Copying/pasting the response I gave to a similar question above.] There are best practices to follow, including keeping it away from heat sources and sunlight, making sure it’s on a sturdy, heat-tolerable surface, and, yes, not leaving it on too long. (Though one hour is barely enough for the thing to heat up properly. What I’m finding online shows the limit to be around 8-12 hours. There migh...

Sounds like a toy for more responsible people or those without a clumsy dog.

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jwt programming.dev jwt@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-10-06
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... I'm starting to worry about the shapes of y'all's dicks now. Or maybe I'm desensitized because I've seen this thing definitely makes more phallic shapes sometimes, so this doesn't register in comparison.

No no, you've got it the wrong way around: We're all starting to worry about the shape of your parrots.

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boobookittyfrick lemmy.zip boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-29
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I'm glad the comments agree with me, but disappointed I wasn't the first to point it out

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