Luigi loves the green stuff

L is for lettuce

“I sense executives within range”

"Mario, this mansion is haunted I SWEAR"

Next stop, the Mushroom Kingdom.

Yeah but is it bacterial?! I SAID IS IT BACTERIAL?!!?!

Looks like Luigi clicked on the goatse.cx link.

Try using a brush

It's herbal. The type you smoke.

“Mario… they do things to me in my sleep.”

honestly it's so funny id keep it

How many mushrooms.

watch that first step.

it's a trip...

Ahwawawawah!

don't devalue the art by cleaning it!

M is for mushrooms.

Pass the warp pipe, maan.

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

Things colour blind people won't get.

His mustache is red?

N is for narcotics.

eyes red, as if high on weed

Well spoken

tbh i only noticed the sides of the eye where the red is the strongest until now and whatever is happening on the neck

Cheech and Chongigi

Wait, you can tell by looking at their eyes that someone is on weed? Shiiiiiit.

thc dilates ocular capillaries making eyes look bloodshot and reddish

Mamma mia green Mario...

O is for opiates

P is for psilocybin

Q is for Quetzalcoatlus

... what do you mean what does that have to do with drugs?

All of the things in this list will make you see shit.

... what does Quetzalcoatlus make you see?

The folly of man. There was a flying giraffe on this planet and we still think we're hot shit.

Mama mia!!!

Q is for quaaludes

my little brother and I showing up to the Christmas party