the state of confusion

The United Saucer of America

Getting real loose with calling Virginia “literally” the first state.

Florida, Texas, Cali and Arizona and all the other states are there

"What the fuck is this?" - The obese states of America, obviously.

The New Cascadia is formed: I love my states of Oregon, Boregon, Coregon, Doregon, Foregon and New Moregon.

We don't talk about Eoregon, and do try to not wake it up. It'll just rope you into looking for its lost tail.

Doubly so since Virginia is a Commonwealth.

Pouring one out for the homies stuck in Triple Ohio

Indiana an a Indiana an a Indiana an a...

I like how Utah is annihilated

As someone educated in Ohio public schools I can tell you that map only has one Ohio on it, and it looks completely accurate.

Sort of curious what state you're looking at and calling Ohio. And what public school system you were stuck in. :/

Don't forget Jefferson 🤣

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_(proposed_Pacific_state)

I see Illinois, Sickinois, Dyinois, Deadinois, Outdiana and Indiana

Yeah, and then Ohio. It comes after those ones. It's the one northlefter from the red circle by where it is.

The only state I see that's actually gotten mangled is Missouri.

Yeah, I was curious what the person I replied to meant by triple Ohio.

I’m a bit worried about the Quadruple Indiana as well

Test your American geography: find the State of Lounnectington.

Somewhere in Utah, a family is reading your comment and taking notes on future baby names.

I see states that might be Double Kentucky, Triple Kentucky and Quadruple Kentucky. But everything around Ohio is present and correct

So when do you go to space?

I'd go right now if I could. Just give me a few hours of air and I wouldn't even ask for a return flight.

Ohioan status confirmed.

There's like 6 Oregons and 9 North Carolinas

Everyone knows you start in the upper left and go left to right, top to bottom. Duh.

That's what made me laugh, he pointed out one of the few states that doesn't suddenly have twins. Making fun of Ohio while not knowing what it looks like and being wrong about there being 3 of them on this map was beautiful, whether intentional or not.

I wish there were 3 Ohios. That would mean trippe the number of Tony Packo's and Skyline Chilis

You should be. Idk if you've ever been to Indiana, but one is worrying enough. Fucking racist, laziest, willfully ignorant place I'd call the taint of the nation, but that's not fair to taints.

Actually why I mentioned it! I’ve been there a decent amount.

I was going to say Ohio isn’t much better… but now that I think about it I’d prefer more Ohios than Indianas. I’ve known a number of genuinely good people from Ohio.

Depending on the map, I think Alaska would be the first state. Sometimes Alaska goes on holiday and visits Mexico, though. So, on this map, then it would be 87th.

Don't say that. Ohio is a black hole. You will meet people from Ohio trying to escape no matter where you go, but they'll almost all be pulled back. Few manage to truly break free. We need to get rid of the one Ohio we have, not make more of them.

Unless the Japanese started the first state. And we can never know if that happened.

On the other hand Nebraska is completely gone.

Wrong. That's California, northern California, Northerner California, mid California, Northest California then the others

Batman!

Don't take "first state" bragging rights away from Delaware, it's all they have!

There’s like [...] 9 North Carolinas

Makes sense, as there are about that many different Southern BBQ styles, and now they each get their own Carolina.

Surely only one of them can be 'North' Carolina

Quadtucky

I'm shocked NJ wasn't just thrown off the map.

Anyone have the original map? This is surreal and hilarious.

Its right there next to Wyoklahota

Why Oklahoma indeed. My home state.

Triple Ohio? That's Eightdiana.

Unfortunately, it also comes with Fourtucky.

So the Spanish-derived names would be Norte California, Norte California MÁS (+25 kCal), Média California, Noreste California.

This country didn't create 1500 states to bow to some gibberish language.

/s obv but who knows

No for real, what is this map I am looking at? No one bothered to explain so far🙃