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Why can't I find a date?
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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slazer2au lemmy.world slazer2au@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#2 · Quote Reply

Are you looking in the wrong aisle?
Try the nuts aisle not the sweets aisle
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Zachariah lemmy.world Zachariah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#3 · Quote Reply
slazer2au wrote:
Are you looking in the wrong aisle? Try the nuts aisle not the sweets aisle

I think calendars have rows and columns, not aisles
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slazer2au lemmy.world slazer2au@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#4 · Quote Reply
Zachariah wrote:
I think calendars have rows and columns, not aisles

Why would you look for dates in calendars? They are clearly nuts.
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Zachariah lemmy.world Zachariah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#5 · Quote Reply
slazer2au wrote:
Why would you look for dates in calendars? They are clearly nuts.

no, I think that’s the fellows on the boats
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shartgargle lemmy.zip shartgargle@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-09
#6 · Quote Reply

Because you spam questionable posts on Lemmy.
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☂️- lemmy.ml umbrella@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-12
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply
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thenextguy sh.itjust.works thenextguy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-07-01
#8 · Quote Reply
☂️- wrote:
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"Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?"
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TraipsersWill lemmy.world TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-14
#9 · Quote Reply

Because all your calendars are from an alternate universe, where intelligent beings communicate by smell.
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ZeroHora lemmy.ml ZeroHora@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-08-02
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply

Stay still in your place and let the date finds you, I'm sure they're already looking out for you.
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SporadicSpiral lemmy.ml AnaGram@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-02-25
#11 · Quote Reply

dd-mm-yyyy is the best date format
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wr2623 midwest.social wr2623@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-06-28
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply
SporadicSpiral wrote:
dd-mm-yyyy is the best date format

Them's fighting words! ;) yyyy-mm-dd is superior in every way. Sorts properly and much less potential for confusion across cultures.
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thenextguy sh.itjust.works thenextguy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-07-01
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wr2623 wrote:
Them's fighting words! ;) yyyy-mm-dd is superior in every way. Sorts properly and much less potential for confusion across cultures.

ISO-8601 gang
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
#14 · Quote Reply

Global warming has ruined the harvest
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