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LadyButterfly she/her piefed.blahaj.zone LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
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OpenStars discuss.online OpenStars@discuss.online
Joined: 2023-12-31
#2 · Quote Reply

I-i-it's YOU, isn't it⁉️

YOU are the one who wants me succeed, aren't you ⁉️

T-t-thank you ☺️😍
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strawberry_enjoyer42 lemmy.blahaj.zone strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-20
#3 · Quote Reply

Blåhaj moment :3
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Lon3star lemmy.world Lon3star@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-25
#4 · Quote Reply

I support support-sharks
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cybervseas lemmy.world cybervseas@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#5 · Quote Reply

Blahaj is here for you 🦈
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video lemmy.world video@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-05
#6 · Quote Reply

Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?
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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#7 · Quote Reply

I've never thought about it like this. Turns out I'm literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn't lonely!
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neuracnu lemmy.blahaj.zone neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-14
#8 · Quote Reply

But I’m laying on my belly…

🌌🦈

😧
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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
#9 · Quote Reply

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JayDee lemmy.world JayDee@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-08
#10 · Quote Reply

Behind every successful person there is a shark
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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
#11 · Quote Reply
JayDee wrote:
Behind every successful person there is a shark

Olympic swimmer training is getting out of hand
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ranzispa mander.xyz ranzispa@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-10-18
#12 · Quote Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 wrote:
I've never thought about it like this. Turns out I'm literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn't lonely!

It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.
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Jankatarch lemmy.world Jankatarch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-12
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

Thank you, shark.
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Tolookah discuss.tchncs.de Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-12
#14 · Quote Reply

Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks
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NigelFrobisher aussie.zone NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-08-07
#15 · Quote Reply

Behind every great man is a shark.
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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#16 · Quote Reply

The human that's behind you however...
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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#17 · Quote Reply
neuracnu wrote:
But I’m laying on my belly… 🌌🦈 😧

Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.
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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#18 · Quote Reply
Lon3star wrote:
I support support-sharks

But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?

Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.
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fox2263 lemmy.world fox2263@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#19 · Quote Reply

There’s also one in front of me
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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
#20 · Quote Reply
snoons wrote:
Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.

Sharknova!
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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#21 · Quote Reply
ranzispa wrote:
It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.

It didn't take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would've loved to be part of it!
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SourDragon lemmy.world SourDragon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-21
#22 · Quote Reply
fox2263 wrote:
There’s also one in front of me

And it's ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
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Seth Taylor lemmy.world SethTaylor@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-06
#23 · Quote Reply

Awww, thank you, shark 🥹
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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#24 · Quote Reply

wholesome blåhaj
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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#25 · Quote Reply
wonderingwanderer wrote:
Sharknova!

Killer Spacesharks attack from space!
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Triasha lemmy.world Triasha@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-26
#26 · Quote Reply

My shark is ride or die.

We got this.
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MajorMajormajormajor lemmy.ca MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#27 · Quote Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 wrote:
I've never thought about it like this. Turns out I'm literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn't lonely!

Is this you?
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bizarroland lemmy.world bizarroland@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
#28 · Quote Reply
snoons wrote:
But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark? Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.

Well, unbeknownst to the support sharks, there is also a person behind them who's supporting them and believing in them.

So we all support the support sharks.
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Cartilogen mander.xyz Cartilogen@mander.xyz
Joined: 2026-06-14
#29 · Quote Reply

I'm here for the optical fiber and you know it 💫
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dregan lemmy.world dregan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-04
#30 · Quote Reply

Technically, nearly every shark is behind you.
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dregan lemmy.world dregan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-04
#31 · (edited) Quote Reply
fox2263 wrote:
There’s also one in front of me

It's also behind you. (unless you're one of those flat earther morons)
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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#32 · Quote Reply
fox2263 wrote:
There’s also one in front of me

Shit! We're surrounded!
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Zephyr sh.itjust.works Zephyr@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-06-11
#33 · Quote Reply

Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.
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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
#34 · Quote Reply
snoons wrote:
Killer Spacesharks attack from space!

Look out for the next hit mash-up, Sharknova vs. SuperMassiveBlackHoleGator 2!
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