The analogy is a little too nice though, maybe. It'd be more accurate to say they placed an order for "the turd soup that kills brown people, Muslims, and trans people, when I eat it" -- and when they noticed their targets weren't totally annihilated, they asked for a 2nd helping.

Also they ordered it for the whole restaurant and assumed all the turds would be in other people's bowls.

Very well put.

…icky, too. 😜

Source for the quote. To clarify, this was from February 2025, although this quote is evergreen enough that it doesn't make much difference.

everbrown one might even say

Pretty sure they assumed they wouldn't be eating it when they ordered it, they figured they were ordering it for the people that liked things they didn't like

He's got the Meirdas Touch.

Real men eat turd soup.

He's more of a toxic waste soup.

but what's FALGFA here‽

they will eat trumps turd specifically, its mostly diarrhea since h never had a normal bowel movement due to drug abuse.

no actually they ordered the soup, that also kills thier own as well, and then come back later for more, because it also kills the "other people"

They'd drink the Kool Aid, wouldn't they?

Stop blaming the people, people went to the restaurant and they only had turd soup.

Then they blame the turd in the soup on the democrats and lefties. Meanwhile the turd brags how people are eating his shit up.

I think we're missing an opportunity to flip a lot of people blue with the "I told you so" vs "welcome to the real right side my friend"

I'm sure they'll love the blue version of genocide!

Absolutely. I see this mentality "they never care until it happens to them" a lot, and I get it and was guilty of it myself, but an effective political movement needs to be able to welcome people regardless of background.

Then they wrote a review: "Turds in my soup! I was told they would only be in brown people's soup! Please do something about this! This is still my favorite restaurant though, would definitely eat again."

mmmm, turds 🤤

There's evergreensbrownsreds from 2016 that are as fresh as back then!

Love Colbert, amazing guy.
But he is mistaken.. Elon Musk hacked the election in key states for Trump.

I am not an American and I know my opinion is worthless but Elon Musk is a giant piece of shit that should be (word that starts with "exe" and ends with a very nice "cuted")

Many of them are cheering on, and enthusiastically voted for, the ethnic cleansing of the United States. They do not give a single fuck about the genocide of brown people.

It's the people's fault for not selecting the low-sodium turd soup.

EDIT: Guys, I voted for harris. Stop trying to convince me to vote how I voted in an election that already happened. I'm telling you that if you keep running candidates who won't represent the people, the people won't vote for them.

Exactly, they'll love the democrat version of Middle East genocide!

Their leaders like their followers: all metally small children

Some people didn't care about turd soup in restaurants because the have the third option to cook for themselves. That's one of the reasons, the rest still has to eat turd soup.

In these threads we're not really speaking to those people who have e seen the light though. We are collectively mourning what has been lost, and "we told you so" is a somewhat satisfying outlet.

Sadly not the version that give you super powers :(

Except we were seeing the exact same sentiments from trump voters in 2018.

Trump voters are literally the scorpion in that stupid parabale where everyone drowns.

A vote is a vote is a vote.

Winning elections is all that matters.

I don't care if someone backs my candidate because they look like the voter's crush, just as long as they vote the right way.

Exe..cutive branch won't let him be prose...cuted.

It's like you don't understand how elections work.

The person who wins the election is in charge.

Unless you are rich enough to go hide out off the grid, you're eating the turd soup.

Frederick Douglas was an escaped slave who fought for Abolition.

Back in 1860 he had a choice. He could back the Abolition candidate, who was almost certain to lose, or to back Abe Lincoln. Lincoln had said that saving the Union was more important then ending slavery.

Douglas decided it was smarter to help Lincoln win and get a seat at the table, than to lose and be shut out.

Did I mention that Douglas had actually been a slave?

“I mean, I know I’m brown, but it’s supposed to be in the other brown people’s soup.”

is there any political decision made by trump that killed bown muslim and trans ?

What I'm fucking sick of is having to eat this turd soup even though I don't even live in that shithole country. If the U.S. must leak their turd soup all over the world, then the rest of the world should get to vote as well.

Well, maybe you'll be lucky and Putin will make Russia the most powerful country.

Right, one despot for another. Would you like some bubonic plague, or would you prefer cholera?

They voted Republican because they were shamed and insulted by the right. They desire to be put in their place by strong individuals. This is the key yall are missing. We need to prove strength to them not accept them.

We need justice to heal. If we don’t get justice for these last ten years the good parts of this country will never trust it again. Would you rather republicans feel less offended or would you rather those that actually make up the bulk of this countries economy feel as if their time on this planet is useful? I’m tired of my side throwing me out like fucking trash because an ugly ogre of a right winger is crying because vaccines are expected of them and they don't wanna. I’m tired of them destroying everything good that we do because they believe bullshit.

Quit punishing good people because some fucking dumb fucks are crying.

My guy, you're giving Elon way too much credit and the United States citizens not enough.

Donald Trump is the president we deserve and definitely the president we voted in. Un-fucking-fortunately.

Why do you all forget women? It’s half the fucking population!

They walked around mask off to catch covid to prove their loyalty. They’ll eat shit and smile about it.

Low effort, 2/10 troll

Username does not check out.

Half his voters were women.

The restaurant had turd soup and stale bread. The people who like bread saw it was stale so they left, and everyone remaining ordered the turd soup.