If I managed a Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant I’d definitely do that every now and then when I got bored

Chaotic neutral, gotta love it

Bubba Gump way off the mark here.

That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.

this guy is a legend 😂

If I were a guest, I'd either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order "The Complete Sampler" just to see what happens.

You better have like $200 on you for that one. Their prices are ridiculous.

Thanks for the heads up. I haven't eaten there before. Still, I've paid more for concert tickets, and I think this might be one hell of a show.

It’s part of the hidden menu.

You have to say “Just gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”

shrimp taco is definitely not made up

It comes out on a mini shrimp trawler, kind of like a sushi boat.

Could have been like the 'meow' scene in super troopers. Like it was a competition to see how long you'd let him go.

"two orders of shrimp on a bigger stick, please, but can you put the shrimp on the small stick instead?"

"Got authentic Forrest Gump experience. It was terrible."

Smh, some people cannot appreciate what a REAL cousine is like..

What the fuck? If I was the manager I'd pay this guy twice. That's exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.

It's also a sex thing!

... go on ...

This really makes me crave a Diet Coke

it does not sound like a good sex thing

... go on ...

This is the best thing I've read today.