I hate it when my woke ass clanker of a TV beams straight gay into my brain lid and offers me oppositely-gendered clothing while pinning my guardians to the wall while it's extra-long super-extendo-retracto arms!

Promise???

straight gay

🤔

Evil Edna's let herself go.

Only the CRT TVs do that. Modern flatscreens beam gay straight into your brain lid.

big if true

Dear God, a pink kilt?? It's turning the lad Scottish 😭

Ever watched the 1976 film The Network? It's essentially about this but now with the internet, social networks, the algorithm, echo chambers, content pipelines, and AI it's in hyperdrive. There's no shared consensus now, there's little corners of the internet that will convince you that you're on the right path and anyone else is either a moron or purely evil through and through.

That is pretty fucked up

My goals are beyond your understanding.

beams gay straight into my brain

better?

As a straight gay, no that's worse.

Alternatively, beam me daddy uwu

In america even the TV wears shoes indoors