Next time just order it with naan.

His loss.

Someone link to the video

"I can't eat that, it reminds me of the video with the guy with the puffy scabs all over the body"

Reminds me of shit smeared diapers.

My favourite!

Completely fake; no women on the internet.

Completely gay, as no vagina present

Kids these days, the bit from The Lost Boys it'a been done elsewhere.

She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?

"I'm sorry, I can't eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat"

"maggot invested gums"

Maybe take me to the Indian restaurant instead of him. I'd love to see the maggot infested gums video.

Meanwhile, i'd be happy to eat this:

Sorry, I have Trypophobia.

Or ordered something with one cup.

I barf’d

If you’d tie your shoes correctly, you wouldn’t have to worry.

That waterfall put Niagara Falls to shame.

That's not barfy. Where's the real video?

Good chances he approached her first.

It's definitely a day to read this.

Get an *arr...