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pelespirit
sh.itjust.works
pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-14 |
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pelespirit
Moderator
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-14 |
My dad's favorite, "If you're going to do something stupid, don't do something stupid." |
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hexagon527
lemmy.blahaj.zone
hexagon527@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-10-02 |
black parents: watch out for cops |
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vrek
programming.dev
vrek@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Advice for all ages: commit one crime at a time. Your insurance lapsed from non-payment? Don't run a red light! Have a dead body in trunk? Know the speed limit and stay with in it! |
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Dave
lemmy.nz
Dave@lemmy.nzJoined: 2023-06-02 |
Advice for all ages: commit one crime at a time. Your insurance lapsed from non-payment? Don't run a red light! Have a dead body in trunk? Know the speed limit and stay with in it!
Is it ok to have two bodies? Breaking one law but twice? |
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Happy Cat
lemmy.world
HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-04-04 |
"Don't die, and if anyone gets hurt the explanation better be really funny," |
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vrek
programming.dev
vrek@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Is it ok to have two bodies? Breaking one law but twice?
Depends on size of trunk... |
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smikwily
sh.itjust.works
smikwily@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-18 |
Whenever I run into a store and leave one of the kids in the car for a few minutes, I always tell them "don't get tooked" while closing the door. So far, so good. |
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Clent
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-13 |
Is it ok to have two bodies? Breaking one law but twice?
Yes as long as both bodies are loaded into the trunk at the same stop. |
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DeathbringerThoctar
lemmy.world
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
By the time I was ending highschool my mother's standard good bye when I went out for the night was "don't do anything illegal with my car." |
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