She has read the spell.

She has cast the spell.

She is waiting to see the result...

It’s like a programmer standing around saying, “it’s compiling.”

A witch is standing around saying, “It’s conjuring.”

Ah, the stare tells me I'm correct and she doesn't mind the interruption. I'm pretty good at reading people btw. ;)

Does anybody know what’s the name of the painting?

Does anybody know what’s the name of the painting?

At Vesper's by Charles Edward Halle.

Aaaaaargh!

Thank you so much!

Someone who worked with both Presidents talked about the differences between Lyndon Johnson and John Kennedy.

If Kennedy saw someone reading a book he would assume the man was working hard.

If LBJ saw a man reading, he'd assume they were goofing off.

And LBJ would just whip out his dick and plop it on the pages. As a treat.

Whatchu readin' for?

Extroverts don't believe in introverts.

My wife. I will never read a book until divorce is final.

"How's the book?"

"What's it about?"

"Are you hungry?"

Gets to this face every time!

I am quite sure humans started eating fish as a way to get people off their back and let them sit in peace without being disturbed for not appearing busy.

You misspelled 'threat.'