“Romaine Rampage, story at eleven…”

I'm sure it's had no impact whatsoever. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to boil my lettuce or else it'll make me diarrhea myself to death

romaine brown flow of both ends.

Soon the milk won't even need to age

I guess, we're going right back into Sinclair's The Jungle.

the fall of the Romain empire

Gambling addictions are getting out of control. Just eating is a gamble now. Will I be fine or will I shit myself to death.

Hold on a minute. You won't diarrhea yourself to death we do have health care. You'll diarrhea yourself for several weeks and at some point will likely need medical intervention. Leading to a massive mountain of medical debt.

Then rename the FDA to the A

Ah, the system working just as intended.

I thought the plagues brought by antichrist trump proved they already have?

There's veggie soap on Amazon, I suggest everyone wash rigorously with said soap. Everything. Apples too.

What if they’re doing all this stuff purposely and they aren’t really this inept?

I have this bad feeling Dump knows he lost in 2024, despite cheating (of course he did) and “winning” he knows most of us would rather a dark skinned woman run the free world than ever hear him speak again. So all of this? The power outages, the contaminated products, the ridiculous Indy race in DC, air safety rolled back…. This is our punishment. He hates the common man, and is setting up everything to fail.

Expect more inconveniences snowballing into dangerous situations over the next few years. Get a bug-out bag together, put your Oh Shit Kit (bug-in bag) on high priority.
Get know your neighborhood and make a pact with them, when shit hits the fan you will all work together, share resources and help others in the group any way you can. It’s the only way to survive a despot.

Fingers in the ground meat

Why?

Because they think it will increase the profit margins of big conglomerates who bribed the politicians.

These oligarchs are so dumb and short-sighted. I’m sure whatever savings Taylor Farms had from reduced inspections was absolutely eclipsed by the massive demand reduction since nobody wants to eat their dangerous garbage anymore.

The screenshot is from April. We're experiencing the predictable results.

Ah yeah I didn't see that :(

That’s to remove wax and anything on the surface, not sterilize it.

No, but it washes off surface contaminants

Because the food companies bribed trump

Time to ban American food imports I guess.

As soon as I heard that our family has bought Canadian fervently. Why take a chance. Boycott US and their no standards in food etc. Let them all poison themselves.

It seems to be helping local farmers/ butchers a bit, mostly because they aren't a faceless corperation with no morals

The US is really speedrunning the whole failed state thing.

It's in Project 2025 to cut and gut the USDA and food inspections

Donny Diaper is well on his way to make that a reality already, no help needed.