Hate to be this guy but peanuts are legumes. Nut allergies and peanut allergies are two different things. Even within nut allergies there are different reactions for different but groups.

third peanut butter post today, may as well post some jelly OP

This us a creative way to turn an assault charge into attempted murder

Someone linked to another popular peanut butter post today, so I decided to offer the universe what it clearly wants.

"dirts"

I’m a simple man. I see a Path of Exile meme, I upvote it.

Creamy or crunchy? 🤔🤔🤔

DO YOU HAVE LEGUUUUUMESSS??

he peanutbuttered his hands.

Crunchy on the outside, creamy on the inside. Just like my butt.

At minimum I'd think assault with a deadly weapon.

I really hope he got charged as seriously as this really is.

An old PoE meme too. Fatal Toxins hasn't had 100% poison damage for 10 years.

Please seek a mental health professional

Did it work is what I want to know?

He’s on Lemmy, it’s too late for that already

As someone allergic to all tree nuts, most people (including a lot of restaurants) tend to think that I'm allergic to peanuts and coconut. I have to always state that peanuts and coconut are fine.

!tihi@lemmy.world

Glad someone else thought that was odd. It's like the phrase "he covered his hands in pb." Doesn't exist

Remember the kid in London who threw a piece of cheese at his classmate who was allergic and he fucking died.

Diabolical....

came here to say this

Well that was a tragic read.

Premeditated, too!