A true hero can now be part of our currency.

I vote for Ronald McDonald. Perfect emblem for a clown shoes government and a currency based on systemic fraud.

Dolly belongs on the $100.

And while we're at it, put Harriet Tubman on the $20. And maybe John Brown on the $10.

Dolly, Dolly bill, y’all!

And she never owned slaves!

thats a good idea, but dont jinx it puttin peopl on currency is for when they ded

We can't forget Betty White. I would collect Betty Bills

This guy Creams

I take it you haven't checked the news today. Sorry.

Naw, call it a Dollyar.

Dolly Parton never owned slaves. Just sayin.

RIP Dolly.

I endorse this completely

I want her death to be the unexpected event that ignites the American ppl to defend themselves.

I could see a stamp happening in the near future. Elvis got one for much less.

For a moment I could only think of the inked kind of stamps and thought, "Wait, people stamp pictures onto money? And they did that with Elvis? I've never seen Elvis on a dollar, how have I missed that?"

Then I remembered postage stamps exist.

Regardless, I'm still down for stamping a picture of Dolly onto bills.

LOL! Although I believe a postage stamp would be an appropriate and deserved homage to the great Dolly Parton, I would also be down for stamping Dolly Bucks.

Fuck that, put her on the hundo and call it a Dolly bill.

That’s for Dolly stamped on a doubloon

Let's replace Jackson ya?

$1 is actually more respectable. There's a lot more of it, it's used and seen more often.

i have been smoking and i want her on the fitty. that way we can start usin em.

Betty goes on the new 3s.

Elvis got more than just a stamp. he got an entire art movement. I'm writing a song/ballad (or rather trying, but I'm distracted with four other projects so if'n you want to help/write a competing song, reach out) about velvet elvises (because one of the most beautiful phrases in the english language is "velvet elvis". fuck you, cellar door. oooh, i should use that as a lyric.)

wait wait. hold on. i want john brown (specifically that one of him with his cool beard) as the watermark on all of them. in different poses so if you had all the denominations it's like a little flipbook. so one might say the soul of john brown is marching on in our money.

let's put Hound Dog Taylor on the 10 and put a little chip in it that plays music when you open it.

dolly should play 9 to 5. opening your wallet should be annoying as hell.

i want tuesday to be that day. i'll take the death of one of our goddesses. our lady of children's literature.

🎶_Dolly dolly bill, y'all!_🎶

Ooh, we got a hood-rich mofo right here. 😅

Personally, I'd prefer Dolly was on the $1 bill, so that the kids she helped learn to read would see her on their allowances/lunch money/birthday cards/what-have-ya 🥰

Best choice for Dolly. Get her pervasive in the collective consciousness, and hope that familiarity more strongly endears her genuinely charitable efforts to said populace —maybe even making the world a kinder place, one dollar at a time. 🥰🌞🌱

Ironically enough, I've always had the toughest time spending $2 bills at shops/restaurants because the staff don't believe they're real. 🫣

Next Tuesday? Why not this Saturday?

Though, "Tyr's Day" would be more apropos, NGL.

Don't forget to rhyme "orange" like Mathers taught us.

The new bills are made so that they don't tear easily, FWIW.

Can we put Outkast on there, instead?

🎶 "I'm sorry, Mr. Jackson..."

four inch door hinge?

Just need to make some green dolly stickers to put on all the dollars at work

Tyr's Day is my rehearsal day though. i'm booked already. if someone fucks with my rehearsal days the dogs of war will really be let loose and i'm talking about my feet they stink

They sound more like hounds of gwar.

iron-rich like Lauren's porridge.

and no sir I have not been smoking this idea

Pass it over and let me take a hit then