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mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding


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sometimes you get a normal scientist trying to apply with a regular invention that just has a puppy shredder attached to it with hot glue or sticky


teslacoils-and-hubris

you'd think they'd be disqualified for that, but trying to cheat the system to get research funding actually adds a lot of unethical points

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zqwzzle lemmy.ca zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-07
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Isn’t there an SNL skit pretty similar to this?

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NathanDerWeise feddit.org NathanDerWeise@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-24
#3 · Quote Reply

In MST3k (Mystery Science Theater 3000), the mad scientist, Pearl Forrester, has to get reviewed some sort of mad science review board at one point, I'm pretty sure.

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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
#4 · Quote Reply

Reminds me of
https://youtu.be/Of9kHpCv1ts?is=bG2otXccGSKR6K-w

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TheTechnician27 lemmy.world TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-25
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

you'd think they'd be disqualified for that, but trying to cheat the system to get research funding actually adds a lot of unethical points

"Shadow, it's me, The Devil(TM)."

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SkyezOpen lemmy.world SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-03
#6 · Quote Reply

Isn’t there an SNL skit pretty similar to this?

You might be thinking of this.

And if you aren't you should watch it anyway.

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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#7 · Quote Reply

Reminds me of https://youtu.be/Of9kHpCv1ts?is=bG2otXccGSKR6K-w

Likewise. Now I wanna watch that again for the thirtieth time

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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-30
#8 · Quote Reply

The shy and nervous lil scientist says, “it could probably handle a small child too but we haven’t tested it.”

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Zorque lemmy.world Zorque@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-13
#9 · Quote Reply

You might be thinking of this. And if you aren't you should watch it anyway.

Is it the Dwayne Johnson pedophilia thing?

Edit: it was

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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
#10 · Quote Reply

Likewise. Now I wanna watch that again for the thirtieth time

Look... I'm not mad you interrupted my re-watch but...

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StillAlive piefed.world StillAlive@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-11-09
#11 · Quote Reply

Reminds me of https://youtu.be/Of9kHpCv1ts?is=bG2otXccGSKR6K-w

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Remove this and everything after it.

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StillAlive piefed.world StillAlive@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-11-09
#12 · Quote Reply

The shy and nervous lil scientist says, “it could probably handle a small child too but we haven’t tested it.”

"I'll take care of it."

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_stranger_ lemmy.world _stranger_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#13 · Quote Reply

"I'll take care of it."

When he says he screwed the pooch, he probably means it.

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Klear piefed.world Klear@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-05-14
#14 · Quote Reply

I heard that some scientists took money from a crazy millionaire who wanted to find Atlantis and then used it for normal mapping of the ocean floor.

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Fmstrat lemmy.world Fmstrat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-27
#15 · Quote Reply

Wasn't this in one of the Dispicable Me movies?

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TryingSomethingNew sopuli.xyz YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-08-11
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

I definitely read that last bit in Hans Doofenschmirtz’s voice.

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Dejected Warp Core lemmy.world dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-13
#17 · Quote Reply

Is it the Dwayne Johnson pedophilia thing? Edit: it was

I mean, you don't have to phrase it like that. But yes.

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