Wouldn't the tit fairy be for getting rid of boobs?

She's powerful and could probably do either one

It’s a tit for tit thing.

OP's wife's friend, waking up from top surgery: Wait, where's Dolly Parton?

Doctor, looking very serious: Who do you think we gave your tits to?

Dolly was a powerful voice for "I don't care who these people are, you treat them right", and we're worse off without her because of that

I'd expect it to be sone kind of redistribution system. After all, you've got to do something with them after taking them.

they melt em down to get the serial number off

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

I’ve always advocated for taking them and giving them to earth.

Let’s give mother Gaia a set of huge knockers.

Take that, flat earthers

An extremely rare example of someone who became rich but seemingly lost no empathy.

Garfield?

That is what "top surgery" tends to mean, yes.

"Her" top surgery, likely the addition.

Dolly was also fairly well known for hers

Ah thank you, that's true, I feel silly missing that.