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Grail multiverse.soulism.net Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-01-14
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And I didn't check before I shat.

Fortunately, I had one of those perfect shits where it slides out smoothly without leaving behind anything. I wiped with a paper towel from the sink, but I needn't have bothered; it came away completely clean.

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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My brother in poo

Let me tell you of the glory that is the bottle bidet. Just a squeezable bottle with a spray nozzle. Easy to carry in a purse size bag, and will save your ass a good deal of distress over TP in unfamiliar places.

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Grail Moderator Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-01-14
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My brother in poo Let me tell you of the glory that is the bottle bidet. Just a squeezable bottle with a spray nozzle. Easy to carry in a purse size bag, and will save your ass a good deal of distress over TP in unfamiliar places.

My EDC doesn't have a lot of room to add things.

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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My EDC doesn't have a lot of room to add things.

Fair enough :)

It's always a struggle to balance what's carried.

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