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SoftBun lemmy.ml SoftBun@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-10-01
A fake news layout. At the top, a photo of the entrance to the Walt Disney Co. headquarters, next to a picture of a computer running Hannah Montana Linux. The headline reads: "Disney Announces $8 Million Donation to Hannah Montana Linux."
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cRazi_man europe.pub cRazi_man@europe.pub
Joined: 2025-06-04
#2 ·

For anyone else in my position:

I've searched online extensively. Disappointingly, this doesn't seem to be real news. Seems like what some might can "fake news" 😞
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Gork sopuli.xyz Gork@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-01
#3 ·

All hail the One True Distro
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jasoman lemmy.world jasoman@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-07
#4 ·
cRazi_man wrote:
For anyone else in my position: I've searched online extensively. Disappointingly, this doesn't seem to be real news. Seems like what some might can "fake news" 😞

Someone forgot sudo
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printf("%s", name); piefed.blahaj.zone akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-03-30
#5 ·

Tell me one thing that I should know about the human you call Hannah Montana so that I don't have to read her Wiki.
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username_1 discuss.tchncs.de username_1@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-06-01
#6 ·
Gork wrote:
All hail the One True Distro

All hail the Two True Distro
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phar lemmy.world phar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#7 ·
printf("%s", name); wrote:
Tell me one thing that I should know about the human you call Hannah Montana so that I don't have to read her Wiki.

She's not actually from Montana
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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#8 ·
cRazi_man wrote:
For anyone else in my position: I've searched online extensively. Disappointingly, this doesn't seem to be real news. Seems like what some might can "fake news" 😞

I believe it’s referencing the $8M donation to Omarchy Linux
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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
#9 ·
printf("%s", name); wrote:
Tell me one thing that I should know about the human you call Hannah Montana so that I don't have to read her Wiki.

The federal investigation was dropped but the local investigation is ongoing
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pricklypearbear lemmy.world pricklypearbear@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#10 ·
printf("%s", name); wrote:
Tell me one thing that I should know about the human you call Hannah Montana so that I don't have to read her Wiki.

Its a persona.
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davidgro lemmy.world davidgro@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#11 ·
printf("%s", name); wrote:
Tell me one thing that I should know about the human you call Hannah Montana so that I don't have to read her Wiki.

She's a TV show character played by a (now) well known actress/singer named Miley Cyrus. In the show "Hannah Montana" is actually her stage name as a singer, and the character's 'real' name is something else.

... Ok, I actually did check the wiki and they did something pretty funny. Her character's name in the show is Miley Stewart, and her father in the show is named Robby Ray Stewart, played by the actress's actual father Billy Ray Cyrus, who is himself a famous singer in real life.
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libewa feddit.org libewa@feddit.org
Joined: 2026-07-29
#12 ·
username_1 wrote:
All hail the Two True Distro

All hail the third temple OS!
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funkless_eck sh.itjust.works funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-07
#13 ·
davidgro wrote:
She's a TV show character played by a (now) well known actress/singer named Miley Cyrus. In the show "Hannah Montana" is actually her stage name as a singer, and the character's 'real' name is something else. ... Ok, I actually did check the wiki and they did something pretty funny. Her character's name in the show is Miley Stewart, and her father in the show is named Robby Ray Stewart, played ...

also her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus
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skooma_king piefed.social skooma_king@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-29
#14 ·
printf("%s", name); wrote:
Tell me one thing that I should know about the human you call Hannah Montana so that I don't have to read her Wiki.

She has a face
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Mongostein lemmy.ca Mongostein@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-14
#15 ·
printf("%s", name); wrote:
Tell me one thing that I should know about the human you call Hannah Montana so that I don't have to read her Wiki.

Hanna Montana is a character played by Miley Cyrus’ character in the show Hanna Montana.

I never watched it, but I remember people being real gross about her turning 18. ☹️
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N.E.P.T.R lemmy.blahaj.zone Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-11-20
#16 ·
cRazi_man wrote:
For anyone else in my position: I've searched online extensively. Disappointingly, this doesn't seem to be real news. Seems like what some might can "fake news" 😞
[removed by moderator]
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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
#17 ·
Gork wrote:
All hail the One True Distro

I agree, all hail Debian!
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Tyrq lemmy.dbzer0.com Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-10
#18 ·
skooma_king wrote:
She has a face

Isn't the whole thing that she has two faces
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Sailor Anarres lemmy.dbzer0.com theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-08-22
#19 ·

Probably fake but Disney funding makes me less likely to look positively on something.
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HotsauceHurricane lemmy.world HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-13
#20 ·
N.E.P.T.R wrote:
[removed by moderator]

I didnt know that. I will boo this distro.
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RacerX lemmy.zip RacerX@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-05
#21 ·

KDE or gnome? It has the best of both worlds.
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SoftBun lemmy.ml SoftBun@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-10-01
#22 ·
Sailor Anarres wrote:
Probably fake but Disney funding makes me less likely to look positively on something.

It's fake. you can use Hannah Montana Linux with no worries
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skooma_king piefed.social skooma_king@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-29
#23 ·
Tyrq wrote:
Isn't the whole thing that she has two faces

That includes the one
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SpacePanda mander.xyz SpacePanda@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-19
#24 ·
SoftBun wrote:
It's fake. you can use Hannah Montana Linux with no worries

Guiltless Hannah Montana Linux ftw
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passenger sopuli.xyz passenger@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-04
#25 ·

Good to hear! I run it headless on my server
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Tyrq lemmy.dbzer0.com Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-10
#26 ·
skooma_king wrote:
That includes the one

Can't argue with that
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recursivethinking lemmy.world recursivethinking@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-24
#27 ·
username_1 wrote:
All hail the Two True Distro

Splitters!
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Evil_Incarnate sopuli.xyz Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-04
#28 ·
Mongostein wrote:
Hanna Montana is a character played by Miley Cyrus’ character in the show Hanna Montana. I never watched it, but I remember people being real gross about her turning 18. ☹️

American men being disgusting happens to all female child stars. Pick any woman who was a child actress, find the year they turned 18 and look up the movie they made that year. Nudity and sex scenes. Pedos everywhere.
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randomperson thelemmy.club randomdude@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2026-08-26
#29 ·

so should i make a distro named alladin for donation purposes?
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Mongostein lemmy.ca Mongostein@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-14
#30 ·
Evil_Incarnate wrote:
American men being disgusting happens to all female child stars. Pick any woman who was a child actress, find the year they turned 18 and look up the movie they made that year. Nudity and sex scenes. Pedos everywhere.

I said people for a reason. I’m not American and it wasn’t just men.
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#31 ·
randomperson wrote:
so should i make a distro named alladin for donation purposes?

Will you make it say alaykum allahsalam every time I log on, because that would be pretty cool
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zjti8eit lemmy.dbzer0.com zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-10-29
#32 ·
davidgro wrote:
She's a TV show character played by a (now) well known actress/singer named Miley Cyrus. In the show "Hannah Montana" is actually her stage name as a singer, and the character's 'real' name is something else. ... Ok, I actually did check the wiki and they did something pretty funny. Her character's name in the show is Miley Stewart, and her father in the show is named Robby Ray Stewart, played ...

Don't break my heart
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magikmw piefed.social magikmw@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-24
#33 ·
libewa wrote:
All hail the third temple OS!

Clever!
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mlg lemmy.world mlg@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#34 ·

It's fake because the real Disney would have started a lawsuit over stolen IP.
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hansolo lemmy.today hansolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-07
#35 ·
mlg wrote:
It's fake because the real Disney would have started a lawsuit over stolen IP.

And spent $50 million in legal fees before ever donating a cent.
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hansolo lemmy.today hansolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-07
#36 ·
cRazi_man wrote:
For anyone else in my position: I've searched online extensively. Disappointingly, this doesn't seem to be real news. Seems like what some might can "fake news" 😞

No, my friend. Maybe it's future news!
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