Link: https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/report-tim-currys-death-to-be-investigated-by-suspicious-group-of-eccentrics-gathering-at-his-house/

LOS ANGELES – Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the mystery what actually happened to him.

That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive.

I’m afraid you gave yourself away!

Why would he want to kill you in public?

I think he meant he threatened, in public, to kill her

I know. So I choose to expose myself.

Oh, please! There are ladies present!

This is war, Peacock! You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Any cook will tell you that.

But look what happened to the cook!

It's astounding, time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll!

Wrong reference

I know about Clue but I was playing off of the "suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house" description.

Yeah but no death investigation. "Suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house" describes a sizable portion of his total screentime, that's too broad.

"I'm out of my head. Oh hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds!"

What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?

No, just death. Isn’t that enough?

Pretty sure he's not dead, just went to space.

The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism!

That's how it could've happened.